The highlighting is meant for those who don't appreciate puns I'm sure, I saw it right away
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingBubIII
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13 2019
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I was trying to get my wife to appreciate puns as much as me. I tried everything I could come up with and she didn't even crack a smile! So I googled the top 10 puns of all time. I read every single one to her trying to get her to laugh

and no pun in 10 did

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lams1d
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My husband has gradually grown to tolerate and even appreciate puns. Today he made me proud.

He made a pun in the shower, we giggled, and I noted how he's gone from hating puns to making his own. I called him my "young Padawan" and he responded, "You mean, Pun-awan?" It was seemless. I lost my shit. Just wanted to share with you guys :)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shadowsphinx
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8 Year Old's Bee Pun - Proud Mom Moment

I was walking the other day with my son when he noticed a bee. I told him to leave it alone, to which he replied, "I'll be careful. Get it?! BEE!"

I was beginning to lose hope that he wasn't ever going to understand or appreciate puns! He's in the club now!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MedievalSpice
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15 2021
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If you can't appreciate this, please furgive me
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToastyZ71
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not everyone can appreciate its simplicity
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Huxley_2
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None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnnyrizzle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2020
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I really appreciated my archaeologist girlfriend's tent at the excavation site...

I dug her dig's digs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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Tae Kwon Donkey (The Ass that kicks back) And Crab Maga (The Krav Maga crab that doesn’t just talk crab, he backs it up). Figured this community of punsters would appreciate the universe we are creating on Patreon. reddit.com/gallery/lgzbtq
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KicksandStrings
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Why shouldn't you put more than 239 beans in a soup?

Because adding just one more would make it too farty. Straight from my 7 year old daughter.

Edit: Thank you so much for the awards and upvotes. I showed my daughter how many people saw and appreciated her humor and she's extatic. I know she probably didn't come up with the joke herself but this was one of the first times she really got me with a good one and I thought I'd share it with some fellow dads and others.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oak05
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I think my dad's getting sick of the Bernie memes. He also did not appreciate my response.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jd246246
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Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...

You need to let that mango.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/__teju
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2020
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/r/puns appreciates it.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shampoo_and_dick
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Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14 2020
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Found this one in the wild, wanted to make sure it got properly appreciated

https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/lo7cl2/oc_what_countries_in_the_americas_call_their_main/go5w84r/?context=4

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dogs_like_me
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My water heater is very unpleasant to work with and never appreciates me.

It's a thankless heater.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hasntbeenmydecade
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2021
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Time to appreciate him
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/7keletor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2020
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Believe it or not, my wife appreciates my input when we go shopping for decorations...

...the one thing I actually look forward to when we go to Hobby Lobby is the moment we're walking through the store, I try to keep a perfectly straight face and act like I have a genuine interest in something on the shelf, I reach up and I say something like, "Oh, look at this nice little Stool sample!"

(Not really a joke, but a true dad joke recurring scenario of mine)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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Very much appreciative
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mr_chanandler_bong_1
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I told my local garbage man how much I appreciate him.

I said I would be a mess without him.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MikeyStealth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2020
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/r/puns best of 2020 nomination thread!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2020
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[need for help] Pun experts, share the best pun you know about academia/professors/education/writing for grants. Any help deeply appreciated!

EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sedulas
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If you come to a line of cats, why do you have to pay to cross it?

Because it's a feline.

My family doesn't appreciate my humor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GetYourVanOffMyMeat
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If she doesn’t appreciate your puns she’s not worth it
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arnak94
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Under appreciated dad phases of the day:

Children spinning or running or circles or anything in that nature

Dad - Wow, you are making ME dizzy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/touchymacaroons
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Appreciation: I love this sub's jokes, but we all know the real dad jokes are the ones in the comments

I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.

Keep it up you silly gooses!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ninthpower
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2020
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My ex didn't appreciate my sense of humour

She wanted me to quit making so many jokes. She thought it would de-pun our relationship

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2020
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Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?

It keeps the oceans tidy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/linknoid
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As a single dad money can be tight. But even when I’m on a date and I know I’m not attracted to her, I still like to get the door for her and let her walk through. It makes her feel appreciated.

And it makes it easier to slam the door and run so I don’t have to pay for dinner.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skullchin
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I really appreciate couples that divide their feces equally with each other.

They really halve their shit together

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yotapata
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Chinese restaurants do not get enough appreciation for all the work that they do

Do you have any idea how hard it is to teach a chicken how to fry?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CharlieFoxtrot432
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My sister doesn’t appreciate my pun.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/totatopomatoes
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You know, out West they're started to ban those big round bales of hay you see in that field over there..

.... The cows aren't getting three square meals a day.

(Also, to those who tell dad jokes at every opportunity, I really appreciate you. As a person who grew up without the joy of a pops embarrassing me with terrible jokes, I was always bewildered by the stereotype. Recently though, I've been taking a microeconomics course I was dreading having to take and my professor has "big econ dad" energy. There's a joke every few minutes in his lectures and they give me the energy to keep going. You are appreciated. Even if your kids, spouse, partner, friends, strangers groan at you, undoubtedly someone out there really appreciates your goofiness).

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/plantborb
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Had a really tough day today. I figured you would appreciate that my wife suggested I peruse r/dad jokes while she drew me a relaxing bath.

I asked her if it was going to be full color or just a sketch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theknight618
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2020
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Hopefully you guys will appreciate my Canada puns more than r/Jokes did

I tried telling some but they were having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doublegoldendragon
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Some well considered puns

From an email my cousin sent me:

I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.

I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.

The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.

A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.

Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.

Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.

To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.

If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.

Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.

Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.

If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.

A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.

My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?

Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"

Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.

Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eli_Truax
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Somebody please appreciate this [OC]
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πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2019
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The mods at r/wholesummemes did not appreciate this.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vaccinatedabortions
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As a spanish speaking dude I really appreciate when people approach me and say "mucho".

It means a lot to me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nicox37
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Ladies, if he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes....

....you need to let that mango.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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If your man doesn't appreciate jokes about fruit...

You need to let that mango...

😁

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JessieJade18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2020
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Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes,

you need to let that mango...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2020
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Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need...

... to let that mango.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Khyta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14 2020
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Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...

...you need to let that mango.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SyncingShiip
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Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...

...you need to let that mango

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrNakamura
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