Apple is making new cartoon boyfriends

It's called AniMate

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Apple is designing a new car.

But they’re having trouble installing windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Apples new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic...

....is guaranteed to sync.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Apple announced a new product for wives that helps cope with spontaneous dad jokes throughout their day.

The iRoll

Edit: thank you kind strangers for the awards! I told my wife we've struck gold and she immediately upgraded to the newest iRoll v2 software!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Use2HandsPlease
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024. Rumor is they’re working on a self driving boat as well.

They’re going to call it the iAye

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Do you think anyone will buy the new furniture made by Apple?

iWood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derpy_ninetales
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Apple just released their brand new round-shaped product

It's called the apple Ο€

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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There’s a new Apple service for leaving angry reviews.

iRate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punnygeist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Kia Motors have joined forces to produce a kit set electric car in sweden...

... they are calling it the iKia

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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I was in the Apple store the other day and the sales assistant Robert, approached me and asked would I like to try the new iPhone. Not interested, I turned and said:

"No Siri Bob"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BazzyTheLemon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Couldn’t fit the full image but the bike one says β€œAll New Apple Bike”
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Apple has been developing a new medical device...

Its called the iHurt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dwro1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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A thousand dollars for a new Apple monitor holder?

Now that's grandstanding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/titanroller
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I wanted to buy the new Apple Pro Display but I only have $4999...

I can’t stand it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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New Apple watch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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A man recently immigrated to a new land were he doesn’t speak the language. His fellow workers take him to lunch everyday. One of them teaches him to order Apple Pie and Coffee for himself. For weeks, this is all he orders.

Morning, Apple Pie and Coffee. Noon, Apple Pie and Coffee. Night, Apple Pie and Coffee. Getting tired of this same meal, he asks his coworkers to teach him a new dish to order. He learns Steak and Eggs.

Waitress: Hiya hon’, Apple Pie and Coffee as usual?

Man (smiling proudly): Steak and Eggs!

Waitress: Oh! Changing it up to day! How would you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunny side up, poached, fried? How would you like your steak? Rare, medium rare, medium, medium well, well? . . . . . .

Man: ... Apple Pie and Coffee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObiOneToo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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I want to buy Apple's new monitor but I only have $4,000...

I can't stand it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OdieEstee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Guys, I got a new Apple Watch for Christmas!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItzYaBoi25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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There’s a new Apple device that’s out to help teens cope with Dad jokes.

Its called the iRoll with a companion download for adults called the Groan app.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flumanchu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Have you heard about the man who was outraged by the price of Apple's new monitor?

He bought one, but he still can't stand it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NatNothan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Apple are developing a new app for M.I.5

It's called the iSpy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodEmprahBidoof
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Have you heard of that new Kia car Apple is making?

It’s called the Ikia.

(My dad just sprung this on me and god dang it its not bad. Sorry if it’s a repost, but I hope not)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChiwaiiKitty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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You have to admit, Apple is being treated unfairly after the recent news about the iPhone 6+...

They merely wanted to provide a phone with the flexibility their customers demanded. It's clear that Apple bends over backwards for their fans, and they wanted to build a flagship phone which does so, too.

You could say that the iPhone 6+ is ... ahead of the curve.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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Take a look at the new apple car, they apologize for not using windows... imgur.com/X7Dg1yN
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2013
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Does Apple's new headquarter have Windows?
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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Apple to Release New Software Update for the Visually Impaired: iPatch

>i'm ^sorry ^^i'll ^^^show ^^^^myself ^^^^^out

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2017
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Apple has made it clear: With their new Macbooks,

there is no Esc.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2017
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Apple just gave me the new U2 album

It was pro-Bono.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2014
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New candy apples

"Hey did you know that they are covering apples in jolly ranchers now instead of caramel." "No I had no idea" "Yeah I thinks it's pretty sweet."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2014
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Apple is giving away U2's new album to all of its iTunes customers for free. I guess it's pro-Bono.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2014
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Showing my daughter my new Apple watch....
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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2015
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I heard Apple is developing a new car

But they were having trouble installing windows.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Apple has been working on a new medical device...

Its called the iHurt.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Apple’s new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic

It’s guaranteed to sync.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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