Hello, my name u/aphyllous and I am running for the Conservative Party of Canada in Saskatchewan. I am a common-sense Conservative who wants to create a stronger Canada after the pandemic. If elected as your MP, I will never stop fighting for the amazing people of Saskatchewan in Ottawa. I will be committed to fighting for the issues that matter to my constituents. Thank you all, and have an amazing day.
Do your worst!
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
There hasn't been a post all year!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
After all his first name is No-vac
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
I’d never seen him be 4.
"No, it doesn't."
Actually different
While many believe that a pirate’s favorite letter is ”R”, His first love be the “C”
“It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
Forgery
He becomes Jason Nomoa.
Receding airlines
I now have Heinzsight.
“How do you know it was on it’s way to work?”
