Anti Theft System Puns

A list of puns related to "Anti Theft System"

I pulled off onto the highway shoulder to get something out of my trunk. When I tried to restart my car, the anti-theft system malfunctioned and prevented a restart. A cop showed up to check on me, and asked me if I had a permit for the handicapped placard I had hung from my mirror.

I replied, "I don't have one for myself, but I didn't know I needed one for a disabled vehicle".

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👤︎ u/uptwolait
📅︎ Nov 25 2022
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