Do I have to keep making dad jokes? The short answer is No.
The long answer is Nnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo.
Sometimes my CCNA gives me golden opportunities for puns. Question to know the answer if by end of section: “what does a successful ping verify?”
Why, the defeat of the hun army and the safety of China of course!
My son turned 21 today and as we were about to share our first drink together, I wisely advised him, "Remember, vodka may not be the answer!"
Takes me forever to answer letters. I have a snailure to communicate.
My dad had a burning question about grammar and I didn't know the answer so I came here to ask it.
His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"
"Or should I spread them apart?"
My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol....
He doesn’t drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles...
I guess it's time to answer the call of Nature..💩
A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
An answer in a listening test was "specific background material" and a classmate asked if it was ok to just write "background material"
The teacher said it had to be specific
My dad's answer to what came first, the chicken or the egg?
The one you ordered first.
Confucius knew the answers to all of life’s questions.
The same cannot be said of his twin brother, Confusion.
Any time I ask my dad how he learned Braille, he refuses to give me a straight answer.
For him, it’s a touchy subject.
Somebody asked me to describe my life as an amputee, but I couldn't answer.
My son told me to answer my phone.
But it didn't say anything.
A cowboy comes to his boss his ranch and says 'thats all 50 cows boss'. The boss answers 'how did you get 50? I only got 48!'
The cowboy answers 'I know, I rounded them up.'
I want to start a trivia game show for rednecks where wrong answers cost them their hair.
I'll call it "Mullet Over"
I wanted to know how to build big muscular shoulders. I tried asking a guy with big traps at the gym, but I still have no answer...
...every time I ask him, he just shrugs.
Your mom had to get a tuberculosis test for work. I guess we'll finally have an answer to the age-old question . . .
She'll be Russian to answer after this
A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. “What is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.
The native student answers “Cleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers “It’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”
Which Witcher character knows the answers to all quiz questions?
Imagine a world without toilet paper turning to Hollywood for answers...
Danger, Fear, and Panic came knocking at my door. It'd been ten years since the last visit, and all holding clipboards, were ready to begin the inquisition. Nervously, I opened the door and prepared myself to answer their calling.
The answer to an addition problem is the...
I had a frightening math joke where the answer comes out to 4.
But I'm 2^2 to even say it.
Apple's answer to Google Glass: iPatch...
... Pirates favour the iEye though.
Any time you ask a Spaniard a question you can be sure to get a straight yes or no answer.
Nobody expects the Spanish indecision.
My girlfriend and I heard a top of the door last night so she went to answer the door and I said...
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My son asked me if he should take Algebra, and I said it was a difficult question to answer...
there are just too many variables involved.
I don't need google to find the answers to my questions.
My wife knows everything.
Trying to get my dad to answer a question doesn't go so well...
What Palpatine answers to what beverage he wants when his son asks what he wants to drink...
What is Nebraska's answer to K Pop?
Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers,
“WHOA, a talking muffin!"
My son asked if we could go to the fair this weekend. I said “the short answer is yes”...
but the shorter answer is “no”.
Don't ask me why I refuse to answer questions.
Friend in regard to my dad jokes: "Typically I'm annoyed I didn't get the answer"
Me: "Typically I'm dad" :)
My friends were convinced that boats stay docked due to the anchor. I knew the real answer, but I was alone so I decided not to argue.
Need help - answer to Volcano joke
What is the answer to 'why you should never trust volcanoes?'
The daddest way to answer gamer hate mail.
After salty gamer loses to dad in game, salty gamer loses to dad in chat.
My son turned 21 today and as we were about to share our first drink together, I wisely advised him, "Remember, vodka may not be the answer..."
"...but it’s worth a shot."
My son turned 21 today and as we were about to share our first drink together, I wisely advised him, "Remember, vodka may not be the answer..."
"...but it’s worth a shot."
My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol.
He doesn’t drink, he’s just terrible at crosswords.
My dad's answer to everything was alcohol...
He wasn't a big drinker, he was just really bad at crossword puzzles.
My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol.
He’s not a drunk, just shitty at crosswords.
My dad’s answer to everything was alcohol.
He wasn’t a drunk, just awful with crosswords.
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