A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
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It was a shitzu.
EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)
Some animals escaped from the zoo and caused ruckus!
My family has been getting stir crazy. So we decided to take our son to the local zoo. Problem is, it’s a small zoo. They only have one animal. It’s a dog.
Why can't you trust animals in the Zoo?
The lion is the most popular animal at the zoo
I went to the zoo but they were missing my favorite animal...
The look on my face was otter disappointment
I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
Did you know when an animal is injured at the zoo, they take it to the tiger enclosure?
Well yeah! That's where all the big CAT scans are done
Me and my mates stole several animals from the zoo.
Since I did most of the planning, I took the lion's share.
Feeding the animals at a petting zoo
Went to a zoo and there was no animals except one dog.
I went to this place that advertised itself as a zoo, but when I got inside there was only one animal, and even that was a dog.
A man goes to a zoo, but the only animals in the entire zoo are canines
This zoo has really gone to the dogs
A man walks into a zoo, the only animal in the zoo is a dog.
It's a Shitzu.
also on r/jokes
I went to a zoo yesterday that only had one panda and no other animals...
What's your favorite animal at the zoo?
my daughter: "Flamingo!"
Me: "mine's a Fla-ming-stop."
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog.
It was a Shitzu.
Thanks to Drinking Buddy from Fallout.
Coolest animals at the zoo.
Son: "Dad, which animals are the coolest ones at the zoo?"
Me: "Well son, I'd say it's between the penguins and the polar bears."
I had a really disappointing visit to the zoo. They only had one animal, and that was only a dog.
A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog.
A man walked into a zoo but the only animal they had was a dog.
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I went to a zoo the other day and it had only one animal, a dog.
I went to a zoo the other day and the only animal they had was a dog.
Went to a zoo that only had one animal in it, and it was a dog.
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog,
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
There was only one animal in the zoo
A man goes to a zoo, but the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
I went to the Zoo today, Only animal they have is a dog
I went to a zoo that only had one animal in it, a dog.
I went to the zoo today but there was only one animal in there, a dog.
A man walks into a zoo and there is only one animal in the entire zoo, a dog.
There's only one animal in the zoo, a dog
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog
I went to a zoo the other day, they only had one animal.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog..
A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal in there, and it is a dog.
Did you hear about the zoo whose only animal was a dog?
I once went to a zoo and only saw one animal the whole time.
I went to a Zoo and the only animal there was a dog
I went to a zoo once, it was awful. They only had one animal.
I went to the zoo today and there was only one animal!
It was a Shih Tzu
If you don’t get it look up how it’s pronounced.
I went to a zoo the other day. They didn't have any animals in their exhibits except for one dog...
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
I went to a zoo & the only animal in the whole place was a dog.
I went to a zoo the other day, but they only had one animal and a dog......
What do you call a zoo that has only one animal and it's a dog?
Went to the zoo and it only had one animal.
Did you hear about the one animal zoo?
The one animal was only a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
I went to the zoo the other day. They only had one animal...
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