Is there literally any pun for an isabelle???

I cannot think of a single one, and all the other names have so many but I can't think of a pun for her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plsleavemelon
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Making a sign for work. Any puns for thousand island dressing?
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I was alone in the desert, hungry, and couldn't think of any puns...

.. then I met this magical pig, and she gave me a potion to make me funnier.

Best ham sand witch ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrankyBiker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Do you know any puns about snakes?

Because I serpently don't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
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This community is a pun safe haven, but other subs have been oppressed by anti-punners. If you wish to join any pun war sub look in comments
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Eat-Donuts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Any pun with that word "jhilam"?

There's this chick I wanna impress so can y'all suggest any pun. Her name is "Jhilam"..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSys38
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Need help with puns.

So I have an english speaking DnD group and it’s not my native language so I have a hard time coming up with creative puns.

Next month we will have an adventure where they will all be turned into sushi’s. Do you have any puns for Paladin sushi’s or wizard sushi’s or any other class BUT that person is also a sushi?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertCutter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Help me making a pun names based around a samurai plant

this is for something important I just need a name for a plant who's also a samurai. Any pun name will be appreciated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarasque_Man
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Name puns for Britney

Britney is a really common name and yet we don't have many puns for the name.

C'mon guys show some creativity and come up with puns for Britney.

Write any pun you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarlemShakespeare
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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[Request] puns about dice (for wedding favours)

Our wedding is next weekend, and we are giving out personalized dice as our favours. We thought "thank you for coming" was a little too bland, and we'd like to spice it up with a dice pun. Any pun suggestions that also tie into the cutesy wedding/romantic setting? So far I've found "we make a great pair" and a lot of puns around the word "dicey", but I'm hoping you fine folks can help us out.

Edit: We are huge gamers which is why we went with the dice. This isn't a Vegas wedding or anything similar, so jackpot related jokes aren't quite what we're looking for. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirstybobirsty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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help me with a pun for this salad!!

my work names all our salads like a pun... for example a cobb is β€œcobb your enthusiasm”

anyways, we’re getting a NiΓ§oise salad and they take suggestions for names... any of you have any puns you could think of?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leilaluxe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Help Needed- USB Puns

All USB related Puns needed! Any pun will do, the more groan-worthy the better!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_johnarch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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Need help with Zeus puns.

I am doing an extra credit project where I am making a "Date Me" page for the Greek god Zeus. Any puns (cheesy or not) are greatly appreciated. Thank you! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonRB
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2014
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[Pun Request] Puns about Mae/Des

Hey guys, this might sound too cheesy and I'm not sure if I'm posting on the right subreddit.

Every Saturday I give my SO a printed typography paper that I personally design with a pun of her name on it (her name is Des, I call her Mae so either is good).

Here's a sample of what I do.

Problem is, I can make the designs, but I'm running out of puns. Here's a list of what I've already done:

Des puns:

  • Hardest

  • Wordes (Words)

  • Widest

  • Uncondesionally (Unconditionally)

  • DrivES

  • Dessert

  • Fades

  • Des (This)

  • Holidess (Happy Holidays!)

  • Desperate

  • Desision (Decision)

  • Decades

  • Desert

  • Destination

  • Dress (DrESs)

  • Despresso (Espresso)

Mae puns:

  • Maend (I hope you don't maend(mind)
  • Maecadamia (Macadamia)
  • Maengo (Mango)
  • Maecaroni (Macaroni)
  • Maeple (Maple)
  • Lifetimae (Lifetime)
  • Imaegine (Imagine)
  • Chamaeleon (Chameleon)
  • Caramael (Caramel)
  • Achievemaent (Achievement)
  • Gmaes (Games)
  • Maek (Make)
  • Drmae (Dream)
  • Dramey (Dreamy)
  • Maesure (Measure)
  • Blmae (Blame)
  • Maet (Mate)
  • Climaet (Climate)
  • Ultimaet (Ultimate)
  • Maebe (Maybe)
  • Mae (My one and only)
  • Mae (Whatever May Happen)
  • Maen (You mean everything to me)
  • Maent (We're meant to be)
  • Amaezing (Amazing)
  • Maeutiful (Beautiful... I know)
  • Maechiatto (Macchiato)

I'd really appreciate some help if you guys have any puns reserved. Anything will do, really.

Thanks!

EDIT: Formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roastedtuna
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2016
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Puns/slogans for a soiree?

So basically there's a soiree to raise money and I can't think of any puns or slogans for it. It will be during winter but after Christmas. I don't know where I would turn for this so I'll give this subreddit a shot. What I 've come up with so far: Snowy Soiree, Sparkling soiree, Winter soiree.... they're not good. :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/standard400
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2014
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Pun Request: Jacob

Hi guys, I love this subreddit for its cringeyness but now I must ask a question. Do any of you know any puns with the name Jacob or Yakob to put on the back of my senior highschool jacket (just one word).

Thank you,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFryPanKing
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
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I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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We don’t have any vegetable jokes on this Subreddit yet...

So if you do, lettuce know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedudenamedjay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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One astronaut says to another β€œI can’t find any milk for my coffee”

The other astronaut replies β€œIn space no one can, here use cream”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I haven't any pie on pi day, so here's a pun instead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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The salesman at the furniture store told me, β€œThis sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”

I said, β€œWhere the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Our Chinese food came without any cookies…

It was unfortunate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidjschloss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Did you know garbage men don't get any training?

They just pick things up as they go along.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puddlejumpers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Did you hear they are not making yard sticks any longer?

They’re not making them any shorter either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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I couldn’t think of any original chemistry jokes

They Argon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia.

She said "They're right behind you!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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A man called 911 after his 76 year old mother wandered out of the family home during the night. When asked what she had been wearing and if she had any personally identifying features about her, he advised she was barefoot, half naked and had a visible scar from her hysterectomy.

The dispatcher replied, β€œSo... no shirt, no shoes, no cervix?”

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Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.

They prided themselves in their stock options.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cross2085
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Any software people here?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dreamyHuman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle?

Because the parrots eat 'em all...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryolithicdd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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I was going to add a pun here but can't think of any right now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firelord2620
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I’m planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MannnOfHammm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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You are in a cold room without any blanket and Sweater what will you do?

Go to the corners because it's 90Β° there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harshgamer3113
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I asked fellow astronauts on ISS for some milk to put in my coffee but was informed I can't have any.

They said: "In space nobody can. Here, use cream"

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Why does U2 never have to pay any of their laywers?

Because they are all Pro Bono.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Professor_Stank
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Wife says I won’t get 5 upvotes for this, but... Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree?

They had a long conversation about bark.

Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amalgamxtc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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I told my wife she can't plant any flowers

Because she hasn't botany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianHunter420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Any cannibal will tell you ...

Everybody has different taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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The salesman at the furniture store told me, β€œThis sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”

I said, β€œWhere the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
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