Why do people from the alt right only eat fresh food?
- Because they hate left overs
My alt-left and alt-right friends needed some space between them.
Matthew McConaughey would almost certainly win if he ran for president.
It would be hard to beat the first candidate to get an endorsement from Lincoln.
Why did the Left Ctrl key leave the keyboard?
He couldn't stand the Alt Right beside his Window.
My keyboard is very political
It even has the alt right
Who is Matthew McConaughey's favorite Secretary of State?
Madeleine Albright, Albright, Albright.
What political party does Matthew McConaughey belong to?
Alt-Right, Alt-Right, Alt-Right!
‘I was at that new-nazi march today’ “was it any good?”
‘It was alt-right’
Did you hear about the German who was hit by a car?
Don’t worry, he’s alt right now.
What is a Nazi's favorite keyboard command?
Alt+right.
