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Alpac-poofers, Me, Ink + Photoshop, 2021
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[Bulk] Switches w/ lube service (tangerines, kiwis, alpacs, sample switches)

Switch Stamp

Happy Monday, I'm cleaning out switches for my friends and myself with a lube service if you want. I'm only lubing the switches I have on hand. I take my sweet time lubing so if you want a fast turn around this isn't the service for you; I'd estimate turn around time is 3 days once I start on your batch of switches. Priority will go to those who want a lube service.

Switches - without lube service Films + Lube Lubing Service
Alpacas 72x - $40 stock Sold 0.15 Tx films $0.35 per
Sohos 80x - $50 stock Pending Deskey Films $7 for filming
Moss 62g 69x - $40 stock 3203, 3204, 205g0 (my go to for all switch types), krytox 105 for springs I can spring swap but you'll need to send me springs
Silent Alpacas 70x - $49 stock
Cobalts 68x - $49 stock
Glorious Pandas 22x - $20
Holy Chickies 62x - $70 Lubed + Desoldered
Kiwis 40x - $40 stock
Dragonfruit 73x - $45 stock
Tangerines 62g 185x - $1per stock Sold
Tangerines 67g 21x - $20 stock Sold

All tkc switches are prior to the recall and do not have problems. I lube bottom housing (staying away from leaf for tactiles), stem (not the legs for tactiles), and krytox 105 for springs. Factory lube will not be cleaned off.

I also have some extra miscellaneous that I'm willing to part out as switch testers packs. Will lube the switches if you like. You can also ask for the switches above but if someone wants to buy the whole lot they will take priority.

Switches - $5 for 6 switches
Gat Black Inks 9x 6x
Aqua Kings 37g 9x 7x - my batch of aqua kings has some pretty heavy lubing so some feel sluggish
Aqua Kings 60g 2x - my batch of aqua kings has some pretty heavy lubing so some feel sluggish
Lavenders 13x
FFFF Tactile 10x 5x (Turns out I have some linear FFFFs too but not sure how many)
Silk 9x 6x
Dry Silk 9x 7x

Edit: All the orders from 5/3 have been packed and will ship tomorrow. Not home til 5/8 so any other orders won't ship til then.

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Does anyone know if there's a place online you can find Mo Bruger's V-wave lecture at ALPAC from mid-April 2017?

I've got a bet with a friend about whether Bruger mis-calculated wave depths for Sborsky-Dvorak co-entines midway through his talk. I was there, you can hear the audience laughing when he did it, but unless I show her proof she won't believe it.

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Alpac Green - NΓ€chste Etage youtu.be/769oYuFx8VY
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She's very upset. I forgot to alpac(k)a her a snacka
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Alpac aww [OC]
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Alpac That Azz Up sticker
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Alpac ino
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Where can I find this Bowl Grommet online for Cloud Stick? Also better need a better grommet for Alpac Predator other then the Mod?
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Alpac That Azz Up sticker
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Max B Ft. Alpac - Boss Don youtu.be/HkpwJg-EvMw
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So Tanner can achieve his dreams of being an Alpac ... amazon.com/CreepyParty-No…
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Alpac--aww!
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Do We Want to Bomb Iran? AlPAC Does.... rootsmedia.us/do-we-want-…
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[FRESH] Max B - Silver Surfer Feat. Wiz Khalifa, Joe Young & Alpac soundcloud.com/damegrease…
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Do We Want to Bomb Iran? AlPAC Does... youtube.com/watch?v=TqtxA…
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Max B - "Silver Surfer" Feat. Wiz Khalifa, Alpac, & Joe Young soundcloud.com/damegrease…
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You might say they're alpacing heat
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[US-UT][H] Silent Alpaces Lubed and Filmed, GK64 Built Keyboard, Misc Artisans [W] Paypal

T I M E S T A M P

I have the following

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davemiller314
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Angry Alpace bracelet is the stuff of dreams! πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shanmyster
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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UST-aUST Pool commission rates?

so I had the idea to spread my risk a bit. Instead of putting 100% into Anchor, why not provide some liquidity in the Terraswap UST-aUST pool? Now the pool seems to exist, but I canΒ΄t find any info on the actual commission rates on alphadefi or alpac. What am I missing here? Thanks!

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I tried Kintsugi on this broken Alpace, DIY style. (video) youtube.com/watch?v=MINIU…
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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You've been hit by
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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drak0ni
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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