All Music Puns

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You know, it's seriously impressive that Beethoven wrote such beautiful and moving music, when all the time he was

A dog

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👤︎ u/1901pies
📅︎ Feb 02 2023
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I was trying to print a document and all of a sudden my printer started blasting music...

I'm waiting for it to stop jamming.

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👤︎ u/Zimboman
📅︎ Nov 09 2022
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Did you hear about zombie Mozart deleting all the music he wrote?

He was decomposing.

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👤︎ u/Ddowns5454
📅︎ Jul 25 2022
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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!

Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?

Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 19 2018
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Ever since I saw a post on r/music about Blind Melon I've had this earworm and all I can say

is that my life is pretty plain

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👤︎ u/kk074
📅︎ Feb 20 2022
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I was arrested yesterday for blasting Engelbert Humperdinck music all night.

Police released me, let me go.

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👤︎ u/oeco123
📅︎ Dec 27 2021
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What music genre includes all National anthems?

Answer: Country

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👤︎ u/KillingCollapse
📅︎ Dec 12 2021
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My neighbor and I have come to an agreement. He won't play loud music at all hours as long as he gets to have a show of animals with amusements and entertainment every night.

That's fair.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 07 2021
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For all the music players out there. What do musicians pray to?

G sus

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👤︎ u/Choiceofart
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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How do you know all woodpeckers love heavy metal music?

Because they’re all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).

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👤︎ u/IsaacPickle
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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What's with all the music puns?

I'll try to orchestrate a change.

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👤︎ u/thereisonlyoneme
📅︎ Nov 13 2015
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Is it safe to say that all elevator music is on a whole other level??
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👤︎ u/livinin82
📅︎ Jul 13 2015
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Saw this brand name on an elevator at a music venue. All I could think of was Schindler's Lift. imgur.com/itKHXUU
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👤︎ u/notfunnynotfunny
📅︎ May 12 2017
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Why is Beethoven erasing all his music?

He’s decomposing.

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👤︎ u/Mucus-Patty
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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We should all be listening to music on a lower volume to save energy:

Turn down for watt.

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👤︎ u/VeggieSkitzles
📅︎ May 31 2019
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For all those music lovers imgur.com/tB9IB
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👤︎ u/Samantha316
📅︎ Jun 21 2012
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I once knew a band composed of guys all born bottom first. Great music, but for some reason, The Breech Boys never made it big.
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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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All Music (theory) puns PLEASE

We're making a music theory t shirt for my school And i just know there's a plethora of musical puns to be told so id loc e to hear all you've got, Reddit! :)

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👤︎ u/Theturtlefiend
📅︎ Sep 25 2014
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For all you music majors out there imgur.com/3gSfz0Y
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👤︎ u/CrumblyButterMuffins
📅︎ May 19 2014
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For all of those music lovers out there doodleforfood.tumblr.com/…
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👤︎ u/doodleforfood
📅︎ Nov 24 2013
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My toddler is really into The Sound of Music, so he and my husband have been humming "Edelweiss" all day.

Now they are in the kitchen making dinner. My husband pulls a box of Uncle Ben's out of the pantry and then grabs a soup ladle off the counter and is now dancing around singing,

laaadle riiiiiiice ladle rice

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👤︎ u/SuurAlaOrolo
📅︎ Oct 16 2016
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No matter what music Santa listens to. It all sleighs him.

Told this to my daughter. She then squirts me with a squirt gun we use to keep the dogs from barking.

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👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
📅︎ Nov 28 2016
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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all info about 80s music!

Man: Yikes! What’s The Cure?

Doctor: Whoa! It’s worse than I thought.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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Doctor: It seems that your brain has deleted all information about '80s music.

Me: Yikes! What's the cure?

Doctor: Oh my god, it's worse than I thought!

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👤︎ u/bopaqod
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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