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BREAKING: Russia has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Black Sea, killing all 69 aboard

Whoops wrong sub

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👤︎ u/PeterPorky
📅︎ Feb 03 2022
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I treat red, brown, black, and white rice all equally.

I am an equal rice opportunist.

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👤︎ u/fshake
📅︎ Mar 09 2022
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What’s black, white and red all over

A newspaper

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👤︎ u/LifeCentece
📅︎ Mar 09 2022
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What's black and white, goes bump, bump, bump, bump and is red all over?

A nun falling down the stairs.

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👤︎ u/denandbil
📅︎ Sep 11 2021
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Some guy coated all his cups and plates in black varnish.

You might say he japanned his china.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Jun 04 2021
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Why should you never pick on a pig dressed all in black?

Because Batman is sworn to protect Goth Ham

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👤︎ u/benfh
📅︎ May 20 2021
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I've removed all the black keys from my piano

Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!

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👤︎ u/Gell0us
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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What is black, white and red all over?

A penguin in a blender.

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👤︎ u/ur-main-man-gabe
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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Work is killing my feet: they are all black and blue
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👤︎ u/sine_nomine1859
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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You know Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same,

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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👤︎ u/lostpopsicles
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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Two farmers were talking. "Mate, why do all your sheep have those black stripes on their sides?"

" It's my new counting system, see that special collar on me dog, it's got a camera and it scans the sheep as the dog rounds them up. "

"Damn me, what'll they think of next? What's it called?"

"Baa codes mate"

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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Well, the new year is upon us and that means I have to stick spigots in all my red and black maple trees...

The task always saps my strength.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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I dated a pirate once without knowing. I guess I should have noticed all the black flags.
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👤︎ u/FIGHTSONG_
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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What’s black and white on the inside, but red all over.

A inside-out zebra!

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👤︎ u/Scratchull
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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All of these posts about the black hole just keeps sucking me in!
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👤︎ u/Ginger_Waves
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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The boat shop was having a huge discount on all their Galleons and Brigantines for Black Friday this year.

It was the biggest sail event they’ve ever had.

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👤︎ u/Ravenclaw_VIII
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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Where do all of the black birds hang out?

The Crow Bar

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👤︎ u/OuttaTheSideHatch
📅︎ Jan 05 2018
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What’s black and white and red all over?

A bloody nun.

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👤︎ u/Theunkillable
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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What's Black white and red all over ?

A Nun in a blender

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👤︎ u/Mandalore02
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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What’s white and black and red all over?

Schindlers List

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👤︎ u/Wheatyfamily
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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What’s black and white and red all over?

A penguin in a blender.

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👤︎ u/RICK-THE-STICk3
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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What's black, and white, and red all over?

Reddit.

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👤︎ u/Pseudonymical00
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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What's black, white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin.

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👤︎ u/smago
📅︎ Feb 15 2017
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