BREAKING: Russia has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Black Sea, killing all 69 aboard
Whoops wrong sub
I treat red, brown, black, and white rice all equally.
I am an equal rice opportunist.
Whatβs black, white and red all over
A newspaper
What's black and white, goes bump, bump, bump, bump and is red all over?
A nun falling down the stairs.
Some guy coated all his cups and plates in black varnish.
You might say he japanned his china.
Why should you never pick on a pig dressed all in black?
Because Batman is sworn to protect Goth Ham
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
What is black, white and red all over?
A penguin in a blender.
Work is killing my feet: they are all black and blue
You know Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same,
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Two farmers were talking. "Mate, why do all your sheep have those black stripes on their sides?"
" It's my new counting system, see that special collar on me dog, it's got a camera and it scans the sheep as the dog rounds them up. "
"Damn me, what'll they think of next? What's it called?"
"Baa codes mate"
Well, the new year is upon us and that means I have to stick spigots in all my red and black maple trees...
The task always saps my strength.
I dated a pirate once without knowing. I guess I should have noticed all the black flags.
Whatβs black and white on the inside, but red all over.
A inside-out zebra!
All of these posts about the black hole just keeps sucking me in!
The boat shop was having a huge discount on all their Galleons and Brigantines for Black Friday this year.
It was the biggest sail event theyβve ever had.
Where do all of the black birds hang out?
The Crow Bar
Whatβs black and white and red all over?
A bloody nun.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper
Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same
If you heard Juan you've heard Jamal
What's Black white and red all over ?
A Nun in a blender
Whatβs white and black and red all over?
Schindlers List
Whatβs black and white and red all over?
A penguin in a blender.
What's black and white and read all over?
The newspaper.
What's black, and white, and red all over?
Reddit.
