Alex Related Puns

TLDR for newbies:

Birtney situation (spark notes version)

1. In 2008 Briteny was placed in a conservatorship, and her father claimed it was needed due to dementia. There was never a medical official that signed off on this in the 13 years Britney was under the conservatorship. Source
2. Britney faced conservatorship abuse where her father placed illegal recording devices in her room and she was forced to take very strong drugs including lithium to keep her in line and performing Source Britney's Court Testimony (hear it in her words)
3. Britney was not allowed access friends, the internet, non christen books, really anything without her fathers permission
4. Britney's Son was granted a restraining order from Jamie (her father) due to an physical altercation. Jamie changed the conservatorship to defend himself against Britney's son. Source
5. Britney's father, Jamie paid himself 16,000 a week from her estate on top of earning royalties on her music. He paid Britney 2,000 a week of her own money.Source Jamie earned over 6 million as conservation and paid for 30 million worth of lawyers using Briteny's money Source
6. Jamie Lynn Spears husband was also paid $178,000 through his company Advanced Multimedia Partners. Source

How it relates to Jamie Lynn Spears (spark notes version)

1. Britney spears sister has been managed by Lou Taylor since Zoey 101 Source
2. Britney spears dad received a $40,000 dollar loan from Lou Taylor prior to the conservatorship Source
3. Very shortly after Jamie (father of Britney) placed Briteny under a conservatorship a

I have rewatched all of the spongebob theories and I have not found out direct proof so do you know if there is any?

Can be any alex project (am, tlsp, alexandra savior) I don't know if this even exists but it's just stuck in my mind for some reason

1. Palmetto State Bank, CEO, Russell Laffitte, under scrutiny and named in a subpoena by the disciplinary arm of the state Supreme Court investigating Alex Murdaugh’s financial misconduct, was fired on Friday.
2. Palmetto State Bank’s board of directors fired its CEO, Russell Laffitte, as allegations came to light that the executive was involved in cases in which Alex Murdaugh is accused of financial impropriety.
3. “Palmetto State Bank has this afternoon permanently severed the employment of Russell Laffitte, effective immediately.
4. A subpoena filed by the S.C. Supreme Court’s Office of Disciplinary Counsel that named Russell Laffitte and another bank official, Chad Westendorf. It sent the subpoena to the Hampton County Probate Court in November, seeking records from cases that involved Russell Laffitte, Chad Westendorf and Alex Murdaugh.
5. The subpoena, sent prior to two rounds of indictments that alleged Alex Murdaugh defrauded dozens of clients out of millions, requested previously unreported cases in which Alex Murdaugh allegedly stole from victims.
6. The subpoena indicated that the two men, especially Russell Laffitte, could be a new focus of law enforcement.
7. Among the cases requested in the subpoena was one in which Russell Laffitte and Alex Murdaugh obtained a settlement for a deaf Hampton man who became quadriplegic after a car wreck.... relating to Hakeem Pinckney and his mother, Pamela Pinckney.\
8. Russell Laffitte, as the former bank CEO, served as conservator and personal representative for Hakeem Pinckney, the deaf man who became disabled after a car wreck in August 2009;
9. As an attorney, Alex Murdaugh represented Hakem Pinckney and two others passengers: Pinckney’s cousin Natasha Thomas and Pinckney’s sister Shaquarah Pinckney. They sued the tire company because their tire burst and caused the wreck. Pinckney’s mother, Pamela Pinckney, was driving the car when it crashed;
10. Alex Murdaugh convinced Pamela Pinckney that she needed Russell Laffitte to watch over her son’s finances, Two checks were made out in settlement funds meant for Hakeem Pinckney: a Dec. 20, 2011, check for $309,581.45, and a Jan. 3, 2012, check for $60,000.
11. A Dec. 20, 2011 check for $309,581.46 from settlement proceeds meant for a disabled Hampton man (Hakeem Pinckney) was made out to Palmetto State Bank and cashed at the bank as well, i

I feel like the reason that Lauren has deleted her Instagram and Alex has not mentioned her recently is some type of negative impact from her and Alex's substance abuse. I feel like Alex went too far in pushing Lauren into the “Wild Party Girl Friend” role that Sofia occupied on Call Her Daddy. I'm worried about the path she went down. Everyone used to love Lauren when Lauren occupied the “Serious Minded, Intellectual Friend” role. But this isn't the role Lauren occupies anymore. Lauren has talked about getting fucked up off of substances and drinks to the point of not remembering anything and passing out in public and losing her keys multiple times. There's nothing safe, good, or healthy about getting fucked up to the point that Lauren has regularly talked about getting fucked up to. And now I feel like something might have gone wrong for Lauren to suddenly delete her Instagram and for Alex to not mention her anymore. To be clear, I'm not trying to "Armchair Diagnose" Alex or "Armchair Diagnose" Lauren. I don't think Alex or Lauren have any type of drug or alcohol addiction and I'm not making this post as "Play On Words" to insinuate that either Alex or Lauren have addictions. But Alex and Lauren acted objectively irresponsible and I think it may have caught up to Lauren, thus explaining her absence. These types of lives shouldn't be looked up to or glamorized and should be called out for their errors and recklessness. I'm about people living healthy and safely. What Lauren showcases isn't healthy or safe living and it's being publicly broadcasted. Therefore I'm publicly calling it out to offset the potential influence of this type of behavior and lifestyle. Lauren could speak on the negativities of these things without showcasing these things in a celebratory, "Woo Hoo Look At What I Did" type of way. But Lauren isn't choosing to speak on the negativities of these things and she is projecting bad things to the general public.

NEW: Alex Murdaugh has admitted to some charges related to the misappropriation of company funds from his family’s law firm, PMPED while pleading the 5th in 33 other charges alleged in the suit from his former law firm. Full Story ⬇️ @WCBD

https://www.counton2.com/the-murdaugh-investigation/alex-murdaugh-pleads-the-fifth-in-lawsuit-over-embezzling-money-from-former-law-firm/?utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_source=t.co+&utm_medium=referral

I am just learning about this and it blows my mind! I thought I saw a slight similarity in their faces but I did not expect them to be mother and daughter.

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