My wife said that I won’t advance in my career because I procrastinate too much.

I said, β€œOh yeah? Just you wait.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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My friend in highschool

My Chinese friend in highschool was named Alex Shen and he was very smart. One day he wore a jersey to school and it said A.Shen on the back

I said "You don't have to wear that people already know"

Everyone left.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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[request] pun for a wedding hashtag

Using the names of the participants - Alex and Dre

thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckOffRandy_
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2017
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I failed to dadjoke...

Had a dad joke failure while talking to my son this morning:

Son: "Alex isn't helping at the club anymore"

Me: "Who is?"

Son: "Newman"

Me: "I know it's a new man, but what's his name" (chuckle)

Son: "I don't know his name yet, it's a new man"

Me: "Oh... I... (sigh)"

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