A list of puns related to "Alarm.com"
A couple of hours later, I text my wife
"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"
edit: the original message
I told my wife about a recent story in /r/TalesFromTechSupport about a late-night alarm going off at work. She told me that at one of her previous employers, a turkey had flown through a window.
Her: I knew about it because I worked for the general counsel and she had to know about it.
Me: In case the turkey tried to sue?
Her: In case it was fowl play.
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