A story of my friend Al
While on vacation to a Caribbean island, he was Tropic Al
As a master gardener, he is Botanic Al
When the people need a doctor, he is Medic Al
When he tells clever jokes, heβs Comic Al
He can look two ways at once as Bidirection Al
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Why is Bill Clinton playing the Saxophone now trending on YouTube?
Itβs because of the Al Gore Rhythm.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet
Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
While you're making your decision, here are some pros and cons:
Pros: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady
Cons: Al Capone, Frank Abagnale, Ted Bundy
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Peta has a new militant wing, with the mission of enforcing vegan lifestyle..
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Have you heard about the new Vice Presidential mathcore band?
They found great success using an Al Gore rhythm.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Bill Clinton's VP could have won in 2000 if he had found the right flowchart
But he just wasn't using the right Al Gore-ithm
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Al Gore Beat-Boxing
What do you call Al Gore beat-boxing/rapping?
An Al-Gore-Rythm π
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︎ Oct 21 2020
My professor asked me why did I put only one of the three authors as a reference.
I said that I didnβt feel tempted to do so et. al
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What did the drunk say to his buddies as he left the bar?
AL-CO-HOL you later!!
(Stole this from a show dont come for me)
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.
I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Former VP made A movie called An Inconvenient Truth
But he should have started a band named the Al Gore Rhythm.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What do social media and dancing former vice presidents have in common?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
What computer code will give you the moves of a politician?
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︎ Sep 14 2020
How does Trump like his pasta?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Punistry!
What did Uranium say to Aluminium and Silicon when they ganged up against it?
β’ Al-Si-U
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Who was the most notorious gangster in the cheese mafia?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
what do you call an Arab who formulated the quadratic equation?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Whatβs the difference between the internet and doom?
The internet has al gore, doom has all gore
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︎ Jul 09 2020
You meet a man who has a phobia of noodles. What is he?
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︎ Aug 05 2020
You'll get a reaction out of this....
Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?
As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.
"F"In"Al"Y"
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︎ Aug 21 2020
APA referencing is so confusing
It doesn't make any sense et al
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What is the only music allowed on US Government computers?
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︎ Jul 20 2020
After work why does Barack wants to be referred to as Al?
Because sweet home Al Obama....
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What do iPhones eat for breakfast?
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︎ Feb 29 2020
What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?
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︎ May 06 2020
What do you call two daggers welded together?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
My YouTube keeps recommending videos of politicians dancing
Must be the Al gore rhythm.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Coming up with dad jokes is all about Vice Presidential timing.
There is an Al Gore rhythm.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Who has the highest pH of any MLB Hall of Famer?
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︎ May 20 2020
Whatβs COVID-19βs favorite chord progression?
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︎ Mar 13 2020
It is said no two people see a colour the same
It's al just a pigment of your imagination
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.
Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
If Al Gore decides to make music, what genre will it be?
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︎ Apr 16 2020
Coming in 2020
A new coding bootcamp, featuring international percussion ensembles, sponsored by former vice president and climate change activist behind An Inconvenient Truth.
"Al Gore Rhythm"
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︎ Jan 23 2020
How do you tell your pasta is done cooking?
You have to be skilled in Al-dente-fication
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Al pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar
The al pastor says, "I think might be a..." The bartender cuts him off, "Hey, no outside food allowed."
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︎ Feb 22 2020
What do you call an ex-Vice President that plays Guitar Hero?
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︎ Mar 20 2020
I heard that a former vice president used to work on math while playing drums...
It is said that he had good AlGoreRhythm.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Al Gore was tapping his foot impatiently while waiting for the elevator to arrive. The guy next to him said "Nice Algorithm!"
Al Gore responded: Al Gore take the stairs.
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.
It's an new Al-Gore-rithm
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︎ Nov 23 2019
Im not a fan of referencing citations
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Iβm looking forward to the new Hellβs Kitchen pasta episode
A real Al denteβs inferno
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︎ Jan 03 2020
If Bill Clintonβs VP pick was input a catchy beat into a computer...
Would it be an Al Gore rhythm (algorithm)?
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︎ May 03 2019
When you work together, anything is possible...
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Helium tried to talk to his friends calcium and aluminium
But they were busy on a CaAl
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