A story of my friend Al

While on vacation to a Caribbean island, he was Tropic Al

As a master gardener, he is Botanic Al

When the people need a doctor, he is Medic Al

When he tells clever jokes, he’s Comic Al

He can look two ways at once as Bidirection Al

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Why is Bill Clinton playing the Saxophone now trending on YouTube?

It’s because of the Al Gore Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/51mwilson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet

Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucbrandon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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While you're making your decision, here are some pros and cons:

Pros: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady

Cons: Al Capone, Frank Abagnale, Ted Bundy

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Peta has a new militant wing, with the mission of enforcing vegan lifestyle..

It’s called Al-Quinoa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beewthanitch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Have you heard about the new Vice Presidential mathcore band?

They found great success using an Al Gore rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xFilters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Bill Clinton's VP could have won in 2000 if he had found the right flowchart

But he just wasn't using the right Al Gore-ithm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDewinYourMom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Al Gore Beat-Boxing

What do you call Al Gore beat-boxing/rapping? An Al-Gore-Rythm 😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0rionB
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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My professor asked me why did I put only one of the three authors as a reference.

I said that I didn’t feel tempted to do so et. al

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarawatachi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What did the drunk say to his buddies as he left the bar?

AL-CO-HOL you later!!

(Stole this from a show dont come for me)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whuddupmama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.

I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickShaw530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Former VP made A movie called An Inconvenient Truth

But he should have started a band named the Al Gore Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elusivblak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What do social media and dancing former vice presidents have in common?

Al Gore Rhythms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam_v_s
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What computer code will give you the moves of a politician?

The Al Gore rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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How does Trump like his pasta?

Al presi-dente

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halfburntcookie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Punistry!

What did Uranium say to Aluminium and Silicon when they ganged up against it?

β€’ Al-Si-U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sameer_gulzar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Who was the most notorious gangster in the cheese mafia?

Al Caprovolone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prez9669
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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what do you call an Arab who formulated the quadratic equation?

Al-gebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashwynee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What’s the difference between the internet and doom?

The internet has al gore, doom has all gore

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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You meet a man who has a phobia of noodles. What is he?

Al-fraid-oh pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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You'll get a reaction out of this....

Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?

As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.

"F"In"Al"Y"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vadea_Shepard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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APA referencing is so confusing

It doesn't make any sense et al

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AccidentalPundit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What is the only music allowed on US Government computers?

Al Gore rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maveri4201
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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After work why does Barack wants to be referred to as Al?

Because sweet home Al Obama....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What do iPhones eat for breakfast?

Siri-al

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awburrou
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?

Pasta al dente!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tflightz
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What do you call two daggers welded together?

A shiv-al union...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tca_ky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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My YouTube keeps recommending videos of politicians dancing

Must be the Al gore rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Coming up with dad jokes is all about Vice Presidential timing.

There is an Al Gore rhythm.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Who has the highest pH of any MLB Hall of Famer?

Al Kaline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Long-Afternoon
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What’s COVID-19’s favorite chord progression?

A plague-al cadence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smolprincess928
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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It is said no two people see a colour the same

It's al just a pigment of your imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vico__Staps
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.

Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamnRedhead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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If Al Gore decides to make music, what genre will it be?

Al Gore-rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-harlot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Coming in 2020

A new coding bootcamp, featuring international percussion ensembles, sponsored by former vice president and climate change activist behind An Inconvenient Truth.

"Al Gore Rhythm"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funkaholic415
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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How do you tell your pasta is done cooking?

You have to be skilled in Al-dente-fication

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sebbyseberoni
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Al pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar

The al pastor says, "I think might be a..." The bartender cuts him off, "Hey, no outside food allowed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RO-Red
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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What do you call an ex-Vice President that plays Guitar Hero?

An Al-Gore-Rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killmore22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I heard that a former vice president used to work on math while playing drums...

It is said that he had good AlGoreRhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spazmatikism
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Al Gore was tapping his foot impatiently while waiting for the elevator to arrive. The guy next to him said "Nice Algorithm!"

Al Gore responded: Al Gore take the stairs.

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Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.

It's an new Al-Gore-rithm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Im not a fan of referencing citations

Not et. al.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAPPERS_MC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I’m looking forward to the new Hell’s Kitchen pasta episode

A real Al dente’s inferno

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badjayplaness
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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If Bill Clinton’s VP pick was input a catchy beat into a computer...

Would it be an Al Gore rhythm (algorithm)?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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When you work together, anything is possible...

Anyhing et al.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hisairnessag3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Helium tried to talk to his friends calcium and aluminium

But they were busy on a CaAl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fakipo2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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