A list of puns related to "Al P"
My kids want peanut butter and jelly for lunch everyday. I made Tuna fish yesterday and they all loved it and wanted it for lunch today.
On my daughter's way out of the car this morning I said,
"I hope you enjoy the "alTunative" to pbj."
She got it and I finally feel worthy.
The Al-Gore-Rhythm is recommending them to everyone.
quadri***ladder***als
Why do people say that the Bab al-Mandab Strait is "thicc".
Because it's where Djibouti sticks out so far it's almost touching Yemen.
I started repeating, “Al Gore” until my wife talked over me. I then scoffed, “you messed you my AlGorhythm!”
They’ve got that Al Gore rhythm.
They've named it Al-Gebra.
Al Gore Rythym
No, it's Al Goodman.
It must be that AL GORE RHYTHM
not et. al
>!for all the students out there!<
He didn’t have the Al Gore Rhythm
They're almost right about 89% of the time. But after learning about them to a degree , I think they're al-right
It’s just the Al Gore rhythm.
The Al Gore Rhythm
A man was recruited for a space colony
He had been posted to a planet 14 light-years from Sol. As his ship landed on the planet's glowing surface, he saw a car waiting for him.
"Welcome to Anti-Earth," The driver said, "don't worry we are going to change the name soon. I am here to take you to your quarters and show you the colony on the way."
They had been driving for a couple of minutes when the recruit saw glowing buildings far away.
"Why are the buildings shining like that?", he asked.
"Didn't they brief you about the colony?", the driver asked "We don't call it Anti-Earth for no reason, it's literally the opposite of Earth. Any element rare on Earth is as common as carbon (C) here, and interestingly carbon (C) doesn't occur naturally here. So we had to make good of what we had, the buildings are made of rare metals like radium (Ra) which glow in the dark."
After half an hour they arrived at what seemed the main highway, the road had a faint bluish glow and the sides were lined with metallic posts shining faintly in the double moonlight. They stopped near a small dilapidated shack with the words "COMMUNICATION OFFICE" crudely etched on the walls.
"This is your office. You are supposed to handle communications for the colony," the driver said. "We can't use any wireless communication as the high amount of radioactive gases in the atmosphere interferes with the signal, so we have to use a type of telegraph instead. Come on, I'll show you our most important resource."
They walked a bit till they reached a plantation full of bizarre trees. Some were made of precious metals, some of common earth metals and some of them were glowing radioactively.
"This is the plantation for building the posts. We brought these seeds from Earth and planted them, apparently as they couldn't get the conventional elements they just used what the soil contained. We just sell the gold (Au), silver (Ag) and platinum (Pt) trees to Earth, the iron (Fe) and aluminium (Al) are used for constructing equipment and there are some pretty rare elements like uranium (U) and astatine (At) (which is the rarest element on Earth) which are used for scientific research. However, these aren't what we are here for."
The driver motioned him to follow him towards a small area of trees with a silvery sheen to them.
"These are made of rhenium (Re) one of the densest elements with one of the highest melting and boiling points. It is strong enough to withstand the toxic atmosphere and radioa
... keep reading on reddit ➡"Supplies!"
(I'll leave it up to someone else to post the link to a relevant Weird Al "UHF" clip.)
Then how come social media and search engines run on Al Gore-ithms?
Al gae
It becomes Al Dante
The priest ask with disappointment in his voice: "Say Al, what are you doing in this part of town?"
Al answers: "Father, I was about to ask you the same thing, but then i remembered that's none of my business!"
Al Gebra
...and if I can’t sue Ez, can Al?
But accordion to album sales, Weird Al is richer.
Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym
Al Kaline.
Getting carp-al tunnel
Al Caprovolone
One is o-cation-al and the other is quiet off tin.
While on vacation to a Caribbean island, he was Tropic Al
As a master gardener, he is Botanic Al
When the people need a doctor, he is Medic Al
When he tells clever jokes, he’s Comic Al
He can look two ways at once as Bidirection Al
I'm bi-pet-al.
Al-Gebra
What do you call Al Gore beat-boxing/rapping? An Al-Gore-Rythm 😁
It was an AL Gore rhythm.
Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?
I guess that's just the Al Gore Rhythm.
His Al Gore rhythm
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