Adam Adamant Lives Puns

A list of puns related to "Adam Adamant Lives"

My friend Adam was telling me how, in addition to marrying a hot super model whose daddy bought the house he lives in and the car he drives just for marrying his daughter, he was also sexing up a hot stewardess. I found it hard to believe...

Because Adams make up everything!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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so my mom and dad are arguing...

My mom and dad are arguing about making food for some kind of church get together.

My dad says "Why are you being so adamant about not making any food!? Susie (some lady at church) can does it..."

My mom says "OH SO THEN WHY DONT YOU JUST GO AND LIVE WITH SUSIE??!"

my dad says: "OH! AS IF GEORGE (Susies husband) WOULD ALLOW THAT!"

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👤︎ u/HarmlessDane
📅︎ Aug 25 2013
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