I tried to come up with a good acid pun
But they're all too basic :(
What do you call acid with an attitude?
What do you call a woman who participated in the acid test?
Never pour sulphuric acid into a metal beaker...
It's an oxidant waiting to happen.
My Biology teacher thought it would be funny to call me a fatty acid in front of class
Like, what a jerk, I'm absolutely lipid
What did the acetic acid say to the hydrochloric acid?
You may be stronger than me, but I’m buffer.
The army just bought millions of gallons of acid.
Their objective is to neutralize the enemy base
I don't have a problem if you're trans. I don't have a problem if you're fat.
But if you're a trans fat, I'm going to avoid you.
Acids have a lot of bad opinions...
They are definitely not based!
Police arrested two kids yesterday: one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and and let the other off.
There's a rumour that the guy who made Acid Rap has diabetes
My colleague claimed that vinegar is just the same thing as battery acid.
Such a baseless argument.
I put up an electric fence around my house.
My neighbor is dead against it.
What do you call an acid that’s a bully?
My friend Gavin died from acid reflux complications recently.
It's such a shame Gaviscon
A truck transporting sulphoric acid fell over on the highway
The resulting traffic jam is currently starting to dissolve.
The cops arrested 2 kids yesterday; one drank battery acid and the other ate fireworks
They charged one and let the other off
>!Source: got this from a stream highlight and I just had to share it XD!<
I dropped acid for the first time yesterday, and I had a crazy trip.
But that’s not really surprising given the fact that it dissolved my left ankle almost immediately.
Which acid always bullies the other acids?
The science guy created a potentially world destroying acid/toxic waste
Who is the least acidic baseball player of all time?
I've been listening to acid jazz recently
I don't know why it's called acid jazz but it smells great.
What do you call the acid in an ant?
My mom's sister is named Phosphoric
But I just call her Tums since she's an aunt acid.
The fitness trainer was explaining the burn
And how it's caused by a build up of lactic acid. But Arnold Schwarzenegger, not being a native English speaker, thought she said galactic acid, and that's how he became Mr. Universe.
Throwing acid is wrong...
...in some people’s eyes.
Nurse: A patient named Stephen has come into the hospital with acidosis (meaning their blood has become too acidic)
Doctor: Stephen with a "ph"?
Nurse: Yes, a low one.
It took me years to learn everything about acids
I mean, it's not very basic...
My wife said I added too much lime juice to my homemade salsa and it made her taco taste funny
Did you hear about the angry fatty acid?
My health science teacher said to drink milk to neutralize the acid in bleach
I told her she told us a lye
Why are the Jedi against dissolving crustaceans in acid?
Only a Sith deals in crab solutes.
A chemist told a joke.
He got quite the reaction.
Why is it there are bass guitars…
What is the most acidic soup?
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
What do you call an acid who has attitude?
A-mean-oh acid (amino acid) !!
Studying Chemistry at the moment, I just learned that Sulphuric acid should never be left in a metal beaker..
..It's an oxidant waiting to happen.
The cops arrested 2 kids at the park. One was eating battery acid, the other was eating fireworks
They charged one and let off the other!
The police arrested to kids yesterday, one was eating fireworks, and the other was drinking battery acid
They charged one, and let the other off
What do you call an Acid with a nasty attitude?
Local police caught two men drinking battery acid and eating fireworks
They charged one and let the other one off.
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
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