... could we call it a "fathesis"?
Singapore
In fact the circle is on it was way to being an OnARoll student
A Scholarship.
They both have a great time.
A roads scholar.
Thanks to him, Iβm soon graduating from the Sky Diving school.
You could say that he's a Talon-ted bird
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LINGuistics
Hey all! Sorry if this is against the rules somehow, but I am looking for some pun assistance. I'm a teacher and am setting my room up with a jungle theme. I want to decorate the door to my classroom to say "Welcome to the Third Grade Jungle..."We've got ...." with some kind of academic spin on "fun and games." Either fun or games can stay in the pun, but I figured I couldn't just straight up quote G&R without making it school related too. I'm usually pretty good at puns (post title nonwithstanding) but am coming up empty. Thanks so much!
I was talking with my mother about a crazy woman she worked for while she was an undergrad, and we got on the subject of how a lot of people in the academic world have strange personalities. She said something about how academia is different than other parts of life when I paused for a second and said "Well, mom, there are a lot of nuts in macadamia."
^(I know it doesn't make sense if you think about it, just turn off your brains for a minute please.)
Not a dad yet, but I aspire to walk among the best.
^^^EDIT: ^^^Formatting.
It was our last day in school. They were giving out trophies for the best academic achievements in certain subjects. The Maths award came up and he asked me
Teacher: What subject was that again?
Me: Maths, Why?
Teacher: Umm, it just doesnt add up
Facepalm ensues.
