Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...

Yeti does.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fingerbob73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.

Yeti keep doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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My brother happened to be in Himalayas and captured the most detailed photo of the Abominable Snowman...

Experts say it is the best yeti!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?

A YETI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aromaz15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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The Abominable Snowman has been freaking out over little things lately.

I think he has anxiyeti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elementerch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Has the abominable snowman called?

Not yeti.

Thanks HIMYM for all the dad jokes... ;>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsisk7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Abominable:

A word used to describe an explosive device swallowed by a male bovine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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What do you call a nervous abominable snowman?

An anxiyeti.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2017
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Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch

It’s abominable...

Yeti never complains...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tacet_Viatorem
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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How would you describe an exploding steer?

Abominable (sound it out)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WizardRob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Guys, I know why 2020 been so awful.

If we ever get to 2021. I will be endlessly talking people that `2020 is hindsight` and the sear terribleness of this pun got all god and Eldridge abominations to band up and try to end humanity before that happens. With this, earthly insight, I decided that everyone must be informed of the pun. It is, my and I can't die peacefully knowing it has not laid its mark on a mortal soul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenflame15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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A yeti questions the masculinity of an explosive cow

Because a bomb in a bull's no man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_love_420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2016
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Pearl Harbor of puns

If your onion sang hip-hop, would that be a rapscallion?

I used to be an astronaut, but I got tired of eating out of satellite dishes. I wasn't allowed to eat the Milky Way, even though I had to look at it every day. The worst thing was, I never got to visit The Space Bar. Then, when I was visiting the dark side of the moon, I was bitten by a parasite. Now, you might think it's crazy, but the doctor who removed it called it a lunar-tick.

If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?

China recently tested a new steroid. It basically turns you into The Hulk. The side effect is it could turn you into a crazed zombie that tends to rip the upper extremities from people. People are saying that this could be the zombie apocalypse. In my opinion, lips have nothing to do with it. I call it ARMageddon. The only way to stay safe now is to not let anyone close enough to disarm you.

I recently was going to join the railroad union. I decided against it because it's complicated. If I received instruction on driving the locomotive, would they call it engineering, or training?

I got a sad story about a flower. I don't know who the heck she pissed off, but damn, now she's a Black-Eyed Susan.

I finally figured out what makes leaves angry. Fall. They get so mad they change color. Some are yellow. They're just afraid and run from their problems. The other ones usually just leave.

I went parachuting with my military buddies once. We landed on a department store. I told him I think we're at the wrong coordinates. He said: "Nope. We're right on Target"

I asked a psychologist if Native Americans have strong emotions. He said "Oh yeah, they're intense".

If a psychotic person thought something made sense, would that thought be psychological?

If Matt Damon were searching for a secondhand store, would he be Goodwill Hunting?

My friend is a Marksman for the military. One day, he went to the armory and asked for 3 snipers. They gave him a candy bar. It was a 3 Musketeers.

I want to be there if Dwayne Johnson ever uses a pizza stone. That way I can smell what "The Rock" is cookin'.

Christopher bought a lemon, and the car broke down. Now Christopher Walken.

Have you heard about the latest bank battle on Wall Street? Capital One and Chase got in a fight and Capital One.

You know what a pirate says to his wenches when he sees the shoreline? "LAND HO!"

A man finds a lamp in the desert and dusts it off. Poof! A genie p

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PraetorSolaris
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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How do Yetis tell the time?

With a sasq-watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
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Did you hear about the steer that ate a stick of dynamite?

It was abominable!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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How bad is it if your male cow eats a stick of dynamite?

It's abominable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greendemiurge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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I once tried to do a fancy knot in my necktie, but it turned out so bad I went crazy and summoned a Great Old One.

Never figured I would bring forth and Eldredge Abomination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgrubbnasty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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I tried putting some nitroglycerin in my cereal this morning.

The taste was abominable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreeBroccoli
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.

It's an abomination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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What's one word to describe a situation in which there is an explosive device in a male cow?

Abominable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moosemaster21
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2015
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Has the abominable snowman called?

Not Yeti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RemoteLizard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Has the abominable snowman called?

Not yeti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Berretta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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