Abbott & Costello Puns

A list of puns related to "Abbott & Costello"

Hertz U Drive

The classic "Hertz U-Drive" skit by Abbott & Costello - "Bud Abbott: You don’t understand!! It’s Hertz U drive

Lou Costello: Well, if it hurts, you drive"

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Going to School

From Abbott & Costello, actually, but it was just like my father's humor, and I think he even used it once.

A: Didn't you ever go school, stupid? C: Yes, and I came out the same way.

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