I got my grandma a new walking frame made by NASA and she's starting to get the hang of it...

It's one small step for Nan....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.

It wooden start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonkeyLord_11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What do you call a selfie that’s so good you put it in a frame?

A shelfie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kvnhntn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunkinbiskits
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.

Did he ride it? No. It wooden start

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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My bed used to be on the floor but I recently bought a bed frame

I can honestly say the quality of my sleep is slightly above where it used to be

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxTURDxTACOxX
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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What do you call it when a bowler knocks down all the pins in a practice frame?

A preemptive strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Friend purchased a wooden motorcycle. Wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels. I asked if they had ridden it and they said no...

Wooden start

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonRanch1989
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What’s the difference between a useless Scottish girl and a giggling auto frame?

The first is a chaffy lassie. The other is a laughy chassis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomato_soup_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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My wife says that I wasted money by ordering a 3 meter wide frame for our wedding photo.

Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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******The Hunchshaq of Notre Dame***** (Frame from the YouTube video β€œshaq eats a hot wing content aware scale”)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeclanKav18
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind.

While it's true, that's how I lost my job as a surgeon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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A few days ago my next door neighbours glass fell out of the window frame in the living room.

They called a company who came out to replace the glass, it happened again two days later so the company came back again and replaced it. My neighbour asked why it was happening and the company told him that it was happening a lot in the area, and that a local animal was eating the putty we use to hold the glass in. My neighbour asked him what kind of animal could possibly do that??? He said yes it’s a cat..... A putty cat......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funkcanna
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Teacher: Frame a sentence using the word 'harassment.'

Student: I'm in love with a girl and harassment a lot to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nocturnal_shit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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Hallo! A license plate frame for you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apaloosafire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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My son was carrying a box full of picture frames

He said, "I pictured this being much heavier."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wheezy360
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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Dad walked down the stairs with his arm through a dozen picture frames.

"I've been framed!" he said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jontagg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2015
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My wife chose a new dining table with a metal frame instead of a wooden one

I complimented her on picking an unteak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gunnrhildr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2016
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Mom was in the living room hammering a nail in the wall to hang a frame...

...and she says "I think I hit a stud."

My dad yells out from the kitchen "That's funny, I didn't feel anything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaden_____Smith
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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My dad’s motorbike has a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels, and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it?

Nope, it wooden start

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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