Because the bee-spoke.
A Frito-Lay.
Rose
Bug-on-yas
My flower ended up having an accidental babyβ¦ itβs her oopsy daisy.
Two lips
Only ewes can prevent florist friars.
Because the B is after it.
The doc said the situation is pretty bud
I know, I know! Its Bill Withers.
Interesting, this will happen even if there ain't no sunshine.
He didn't have the seed money
Of course, I said βSorry, mister.β
I turned to my wife and said "It's self-rising isn't it?"
A petal peddler.
What if he sold steel flowers? A metal petal peddler.
What if he got a bicycle? A pedaling metal petal peddler.
What if he won a race? A medaling pedaling metal petal peddler.
What if he won by tricking others? A medaling meddling pedaling metal petal peddler.
What if he didnβt win by enough? A petty medaling meddling pedaling metal petal peddler.
What if he stood up to calls to disqualify him? A petty medaling meddling pedaling metal petal peddler with mettle.
What if this whole situation just made him sad and withdrawn, with no one to support him? A pitiful petty medaling meddling pedaling metal petal peddler with mettle.
Mick turned to his wife and whispered: "It's self raising, isn't it?
At least he put the laughter back into manslaughter.
Don't forget the pot it was in ofc
A Cali-flower
I don't know, but it rose from the dead.
What? Thistle thing?
A BOOOOoooOoooo-uquet
It was a daffy dill.
It was a dandy-lion.
Orchid.
Most people would think a transplant but it really doesnβt know itβs roots.
Not quite as tragic, but it manifested into something which has haunted me at my job for years.
When I was a little kid learning about the world around me, my dad was naturally the font of all knowledge for me, He would answer all of little snippersmith's questions with his own unique insights and anecdotes teaching me of my surroundings with varying degrees of accuracy.
One day In a picture book, I encountered a photo of one of natures most bizarre creatures, the mighty duck billed platypus. Filled with curiosity of this bizarre creature and an Inability to read a young snippersmith asked his father what this creature was called, To which his father replied,
That's a Quackopotamous.....
As is a highly likely situation in day to day life the Platypus (or indeed the Quackopotamous), did not come into conversation for another 17 years, Until of course the Platypus came into conversation around the lunch table at a now grown up snippersmith's full time place of work.
I have not been allowed to forget I thought the Platypus was called a Quackopotamous, Indeed I am reminded on a daily basis by my colleagues, by my nickname Quackopotamous .
Thanks Dad.
EDIT 1: Holy Cow this took off! Gold! thank you so much.
A transplant
Only ewes can prevent florist friars.
All I see is two lips.
A Transplant.
A power plant. My 6 y/o and I came up with that haha
Tulips
A pink carnation
Thistle have to do.
It was called the Sherwood Florist
Because a βbβ comes after it!
Two lips
The letter A because it always has a B after it.
Tulips
Tulips
Two-lips (Tulips)
