What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?

A sighborg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I mean a deaf person with one arm the other day...

The conversation was pretty one-sided.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kurik-P-DuBs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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A man with a broken arm made a joke. Everyone started laughing. He was...

humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S3_Spidey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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I got in a car wreck and lost my left arm, but don’t worry...

I’m all right.

buh-dum-tsss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, β€œA beer please, ..."

"... and one for the road."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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It's the little things that count (also a T-rex's arms)

https://www.instagram.com/standup.trex/

https://preview.redd.it/9449vyyyj4f61.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f5d46a86d95447af0958da58a8583a00398e36f

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mondalengo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Watching the Superbowl and they mentioned Brady has a good arm.

Bet he could really throw a Tom ato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theoldraven
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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A women was getting petrol at a petrol station and spilt some on her arm.

She rubbed the petrol off and drove away. While on the road, she lit a cigarette and her arm caught on fire. Concerned, she started waving her arm out the side of the car.

Amongst all this, the police pulled her over. "What am I under arrest for?" The officer replied "for having a firearm"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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So I’m at dinner with the fam, telling the joke about what the kid with no arms got for Christmas (we still don’t know because he hasn’t opened them yet)...I set it up...a friend of mine at work has a kid...no arms...and deliver the punchline...

And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me

β€˜Dad, I knew that story wasn’t real because you don’t have any friends’

πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ’€πŸ’€β˜ οΈβ˜ οΈ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.

I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Did you hear about the guy that walked into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm?

He asked the bartender for a beer, and one for the road.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My brother lost his left arm and left leg in a terrible auto accident.

He is all right, now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/numberthu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?

"Do not consume if seal is broken."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djkress
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I meet guy with a deer on the end of each arm.

He was bambidextrous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pigonstilts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.

He still has the right to remain silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. He took an Xray and told me I have a humerus fracture.

Personally, I didn't find it funny at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrendelBlackedOut
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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We are doing a jigsaw puzzle of the human anatomy, and I hid the upper arm.

Nobody else finds this humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedrabies
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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A dog stole a skeletons left arm and left leg.

It’s ok, he’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NormallyWierd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What do you call a dude with no arms and no legs who...

...hangs on a wall?

Art

...goes for a swim?

Bob

...sits on a porch?

Matt

...lies in a ditch?

Phil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJknox09
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and he’s floating in your pool?

Bob.

(It’s padre’s birthday and he just dug that one out of the depths of his memory...)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QueenDip
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What do you call a guy with one arm and one leg, who sits in front of your door?

Matt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-sunnydaze-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement?

He's finding it hard to deal with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a cod under his arm...

He says to the bloke behind the counter,

β€œDo you do fishcakes?”

The man behind the counter nods his head and smiles.

β€œYeah mate.”

Customer points to the cod under his arm.

β€œBetter make him one then mate, it’s his birthday.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cromantica
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I feel sad for those who have a prosthetic arm.

Because they lack a humerus bone in their body.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcshark813
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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When you see a person person at the bus stop with no arms and legs don’t start a conversation with...

β€œHi, how are you getting on?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I have three different levels of tan on me. One level is my arms and legs from wearing a shirt and shorts. The next level is from not wearing a shirt at the beach. And the last is under my shorts.

I’m neapoliTAN!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Bored-biker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I got in a bad accident and the doctors had to remove my left leg and arm

At that moment I realized I had nothing left to lose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/my-pp-el-fuego
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Advice for a broken arm

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AltFactsMusic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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A British man decided to pick up a hitchhiker with no arms, 1 leg and 3 heads.

He says: " 'ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, hop in!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mozzatits
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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The weatherman for our local TV channel broke both his arms and his legs in a car accident.

He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Some asshole cut off both my arms and a leg a while ago. But it's ok...

...I don't hold crutches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnxiousYYC2018
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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I got an arm transplant at a great price yesterday.

It was discounted at the second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WackyBehr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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What do you call s man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s_tormbringr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?

A sighborg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JediMasterSeamus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pool?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuttsMcGee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call a deaf man with a robotic arm

Signborg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmarGobara
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

He shouts, β€œA beer please! And one for the road!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.

He still has the right to remain silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm.

The man says "One whiskey for me and one for the road"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedCakesYT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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A mime in my town was arrested after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.

He still has the right to remain silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What is a guy with no arms, no legs, to the wall?

Art.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littenbittentreb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.

He still has the right to remain silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the sea?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m4cl3nn4n
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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In my town they arrested a mime that got into a bar fight and broke his left arm...

He still has the right to remain silent...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JosephBarnacle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What do you call A bloke with no arms or legs floating in the sea?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anon_777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.

He still has the right to remain silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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An arm told a joke to the other arm

The other arm found it very humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sprinbok-Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman....

β€œCan I have a drink for me and one for the road”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says...

"Pint please, and one for the road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krystx57
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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