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Thought I’d do a review now I’ve played a fair few games with him.
For context I bought him played 3 games in which he scored two hatricks and the other guy rage quit. I then sold Ibra, bought baby Eusebio, sold him and bought Ibra back again.
I’ll start with my favourite attribute of his, his physicality. He’s massive, strong and has unreal jumping. His head gets to balls he has no right in winning. He bodies Kimpembe every time. I have no need for the corner glitch with this Goliath at the front post. 12/10 physicality
He’s fast enough, he’ll get on the end of through balls most times. His positioning and runs are great. 9/10 pace
Zlatans dribbling is great as long as you understand he’s not Mbappe. I use a lot of skill moves when I’m in the box so I’ve not noticed his agility being an issue. He doesn’t have that Mbappe bounce back after being tackled trait though. 8/10 dribbling
His passing is perfect, like the best passer I’ve used so far. I play 4321 so a lot of the time he receives the ball then plays my wingers in. 10/10 passing
Finally his shooting. Either foot it’s going in. Lobbed, finesse or just straight up power shots find the back of the net. 10/10 shooting
29 games 38 goals, 15 assists in champs and elite rivals with engine chemistry.
He’s unique, scoring with him is a lot more fun than other players.
I want to know what you think, please discuss rationally, do not attack
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