Your Mom's House Puns

"HESIOD'S OPINION CONFIRMED.—It is a sign of women's wisdom that they have almost always known how to get themselves supported, like drones in a bee-hive. Let us just consider what this meant originally, and why men do not depend upon women for their support. Of a truth it is because masculine vanity and reverence are greater than feminine wisdom; for women have known how to secure for themselves by their subordination the greatest advantage, in fact, the upper hand. Even the care of children may originally have been used by the wisdom of women as an excuse for withdrawing themselves as much as possible from work. And at present they still understand when they are really active (as house keepers, for instance) how to make a bewildering fuss about it, so that the merit of their activity is usually ten times over-estimated by men. " - Human, All-Too-Human

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aQf3K0mKZY

https://soundcloud.com/yourmomshousepodcast/506-amanda-cerny-steve-byrne

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A lively debate about who the "fan champ" is starts off the show before we do another dive into Christina's TikTok feed. What is everyone's "sneeze limit?" Christina also continues her evolution as she has recently discovered pop music. Plus, Tom discusses his recent stance on Comedy Club pay for openers in 2019.

Amanda Cerny has had a whirlwind last few years. The Mommies get the skinny on Hef and the Playboy Mansion, show Amanda some TikTok studs and try to get Amanda to join the ever-growing "Second Hand Panty" industry with them. She's the best and we hope you like her as much as we liked terrifying her!

Next, we have on Steve Byrne who has created an incredible documentary called "Simply Amazing" all about The Amazing Jonathan. You can watch it on youtube right now on the All Things Comedy YouTube channel! Steve talks about how The Amazing Jonathan came into his life, his time making Sullivan and Son and we see if he finds certain videos "Horrible or Hilarious."

Release date: 3 July 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7LTC9sSZyc

https://soundcloud.com/yourmomshousepodcast/499-ethan-hila-klein-your-moms

Saddle up, mommies! The Main Mommies got horses in the back! It's time for some Pony Play fun! Mommy Tina isn't just a regular mom, she's a COOL mom and she's discovered TikTok. There are some special people on there for sure. Many listeners/viewers have chimed in about Christina's weird lack of drying off and we also have a new Fart Simpson call! Plus, farts, John Travolta and a scandal regarding one of Tom's trademarked phrases!

Next, joining us in studio is the duo behind the H3H3 Productions, Ethan and Hila Klein! They talk about their H3 baby that's due any moment and all the pregnancy weight gained by the husbands. Mommy Tina's love for peener noirs leads to an interesting Would You Rather." Ball Hogs, plastic surgery and H3's beef with Trisha Paytas via their "Instagram vs Reality" video all get discussed, plus SO much more!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYvDZNBOMPg

Mommies, today has everything. Even a musical performance, but first - "IT'S MA'AM!" How should we really ask about pronouns? Christina's been checking out guys at the airport, but differently than she does at basketball games. Tom has given up on his desire for lavish jewelry and decided there's a better investment: private jets.

Then, Josh Potter enters Studio Jeans to talk about the dark cloud hanging over Hollywood, Michael Jackson, and brings up some other questionable musicians. The main mommies even re-enact a very famous Chuck Berry "scene!"

You thought YOU hated Garth? Wait until you hear what Wheeler Walker Jr has to say... We also get to hear new music from Wheeler's latest album WWIII and discuss what's next for Ole' Wheeler.

Finally, an educational lesson from the man himself. Too Short and his radio partner Kevin Blatt (K-Bizzle) are on set at Studio Jeans. Too Short and Christina end up connecting on a level none of us expected, and will possibly become the most powerful mommy in these mean streets of Los Angeles!

https://soundcloud.com/yourmomshousepodcast/488-bert-kreischer-your-moms

We had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLENTY of drinks for a sizeable party (but it's just him drinking).

Lets be clear about something, BERT is NOT a NAZI. That doesn't stop us from having a blast with our dear friend. Every time Bert stops by we make memories that will last a lifetime.

Be sure to watch Bert's specials, Secret Time and now The Machine both available on NETFLIX.

Release date: 27 February 2019

https://youtu.be/PuQFESk0BrA

Woah Mommies, it's a very special week so pull those jeans up. This week we have the fattest working comedian currently alive today. When will he die? The Mommies discuss before Bart's arrival. Plus, did you know it's SHART WEEK!?

Bert Kresicher arrives with all the hate in his big, over-sized heart. There is a debate about who the true Tour Bus Champ really is, plus we see never before seen clips from Brad's NETFLIX special. Do you know what a Mississippi Wet Wipe is? What's the worst smelling part of Brent's body? All these questions are answered, plus some new Sober October plans for the coming festivities.

Got in at 1.65. Life is great.