Hello everyone!

CL Watch Thread for today’s games.

Zenit vs Chelsea 3-3 FT

Zenit

Mikhail Kerzhakov, Yaroslav Rakitskiy, Dejan Lovren, Wilmar Barrios, Douglas Santos, Vyacheslav Karavaev, Wendel, Daler Kuzyaev, Claudinho, Malcom, Sardar Azmoun.

Subs: Danila Khotulev, David Byazrov, Magomed Ozdoev, Kirill Kravtsov, Daniil Odoevskiy, Danil Krugovoi, Artem Dzyuba, Alex Sutormin, Aleksandr Erokhin, Daniil Kuznetsov, Andrei Mostovoy.

Chelsea

Kepa Arrizabalaga, Andreas Christensen, Malang Sarr, César Azpilicueta, Saúl Ñíguez, Ross Barkley, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Reece James, Romelu Lukaku, Timo Werner, Mason Mount.

Subs: Marcus Bettinelli, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Hakim Ziyech, Antonio Rüdiger, Thiago Silva, Édouard Mendy, Kai Havertz, Christian Pulisic, Marcos Alonso.

Match Updates :

2’- Werner opens the scoring for Chelsea

38’- Claudinho equalises for Zenit

41’- Azmoun provides Zenit the lead

62’- Lukaku equalises for Chelsea

85’- Werner provides Chelsea the lead

90+4’- Ozdoyev equalises with a great volley

Juventus vs Malmö 1-0 FT

Juventus

Mattia Perin, Leonardo Bonucci, Daniele Rugani, Koni De Winter, Arthur, Rodrigo Bentancur, Adrien Rabiot, Alex Sandro, Federico Bernardeschi, Moise Kean, Paulo Dybala. Subs: Manuel Locatelli, Álvaro Morata, Fabio Miretti, Giorgio Chiellini, Carlo Pinsoglio, Wojciech Szczesny, Cosimo Marco Da Graca, Juan Cuadrado, Matthijs de Ligt, Mattia De Sciglio.

Malmö

Ismael Diarra Diawara, Lasse Nielsen, Anel Ahmedhodzic, Martin Olsson, Niklas Moisander, Innocent Bonke, Anders Christiansen, Erdal Rakip, Jo Inge Berget, Antonio-Mirko Colak, Veljko Birmancevic.

Subs: Johan Dahlin, Adi Nalic, Sergio Peña, Franz Brorsson, Eric Larsson, Sebastian Nanasi, Melker Ellborg, Peter Gwargis, Malik Abubakari.

Match Updates :

18’- Kean opens the scoring for Juventus

Benfica vs Dynamo Kyiv 2-0 FT

Benfica

Odisseas Vlachodimos, Nicolás Otamendi, Jan Vertonghen, André Almeida, João Mário, Pizzi, Julian Weigl, Alejandro Grimaldo, Gilberto, Roman Yaremchuk, Rafa.

Subs: Ferro, Morato, Everton, Adel Taarabt, Paulo Bernardo, Darwin Núñez, Helton Leite, Valentino Lazaro, Goncalo Ramos, Diogo Go

Introduction

2021 has been a massive year at Chelsea. Tuchel's arrival in early January saw us reach the FA Cup Final, win the CL and be placed 2nd in the table for the period from when he joined until the end of the season (finishing in 4th place in the full season table). We now also end 2021 placed 2nd in the league, with Carabao Cup semis against Spurs and a Round of 16 clash with Lille to look forward to in the early months of 2022. Yet 9 points out of the last 15 available in the league means that despite 2 losses all season, and unbeaten in the last 5 league matches where we have been having a covid- and injury-ravaged blip, we look to be all but out of the title race due to a 10-match win streak from City that has seen them pull away from both us and Liverpool (8 and 9pts respectively).

So with all of that in mind, and heading into a January transfer window where it seems we are likely to only consider a LWB alternative due to Chilwell's season-ending injury, I thought it may be worth considering the squad available, the outgoings and the incomings, and spark some discussion on where the squad ought to be improved to mount an improved title challenge next season or at the very least to keep building and improving long-term.

Keepers

Mendy and Kepa are both available, Bettinelli will step up as second choice whilst Mendy is at AFCON. No movement in January at GK and unlikely that we see any movement in the summer either. At 27 and 29, Kepa and Mendy respectively are both within the peak age range for goalkeepers. Both being on long-term contracts, with Mendy performing well as starter and Kepa when he fills in, there is no cause for concern.

Centre Back

Azpilicueta, Christensen and Rudiger are all looking less and less likely that they will be Chelsea players in 2022-23. Rudiger is apparently in talks with Real Madrid as the club refuse to offer more than 140k per week, meanwhile Christensen has apparently stalled over the length of the contract (with Barcelona now circling) and Azpi has not yet been offered, though it is thought Barcelona are also circling him, apparently able to offer him more gametime leading up to the 2022 World Cup.

This leaves us with Thiago Silva, who does not yet have a contract for 2022-23 and is currently 37, Trevoh Chalobah and Malang Sarr as 3 CB options. Both Chalobah and Sarr are some way off reaching what can be considered the ‘peak age’ for a CB – with The Athletic suggesting from their data that this age

The State, and the Problem of Minority Part 2 - Religions in Indonesia

This is a continuation of part 1 of "The State and the Problem of Minority": https://www.reddit.com/r/indonesia/comments/ql1nxe/the_state_and_the_problem_of_minority/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

1. Background of Religions in Indonesia

Indonesia is predominantly Muslim but is not an "Islamic" country in the sense that sharia law or islamic superiority is universally recognized (except in a limited way as in Aceh). In fact, that's the issue early on with Piagam Jakarta with the "syariat islam" part of the first sila being replaced by "Ketuhanan yang Maha Esa". So even during the initial phase of independent Indonesia, the role of Islam in Indonesia was questioned. But indeed, that question remains debated up to this day, yet at the same time, there seems to be a constant issue with religion in Indonesia, especially along with the issue regarding the majority (Islam) and minorities.

We had a peculiar relationship between and in religions. For example, the fact that Pancasila is neither completely religious nor completely secular gives a certain condition in which a certain degree of freedom was given under the law of the country. Religions in Indonesia are under the law, meaning their existence is regulated, while not completely confirming the influence of any of them, as they obey the law, not the other way around. What it made is that yes, this arrangement acknowledges minority religions despite the dominance of the majority religion. BUT, with certain formal and informal considerations applied also, such as how religions are literally must be officially acknowledged and recorded by the state, hence KTP includes religion section in it.

Now it is a topic which must be thoroughly examined and studied, why religion and their adherence behaved the way they did? What was the reason behind the arrangement? or even the history behind it? Most importantly, how did they shape the state's attitude towards each religion? If we think about it, why they don't necessarily go full Islamic even though the government officials are majority Muslim? that means the government has a distinct interest in that of the majority, or is it something else entirely? Why? Or why it seems that certain minority groups seem to be w

Good morbning/ abternoon/ ebening everyone wherever you are!

PL watch thread for the other games today that we can relax and watch after our wonderful game 🙌

What an afternoon 👏

Southampton vs Leeds- 1-0 FT

Southampton

Alex McCarthy, Mohammed Salisu, Jan Bednarek, Romain Perraud, Valentino Livramento, Oriol Romeu, Ibrahima Diallo, Mohammed Elyounoussi, Moussa Djenepo, Nathan Redmond, Armando Broja.

Subs: Theo Walcott, Fraser Forster, Shane Long, Stuart Armstrong, Adam Armstrong, Lyanco, Kyle Walker-Peters, Yann Valery, Nathan Tella.

Leeds

Illan Meslier, Liam Cooper, Diego Llorente, Pascal Struijk, Stuart Dallas, Jamie Shackleton, Tyler Roberts, Mateusz Klich, Jack Harrison, Daniel James, Rodrigo.

Subs: Adam Forshaw, Kristoffer Klaesson, Joe Gelhardt, Cody Drameh, Stuart Mckinstry, Crysencio Summerville, Sam Greenwood, Charlie Cresswell, Leo Fuhr Hjelde.

Match Updates :

53’- Broja opens the scoring for Southampton

Norwich vs Brighton- 0-0 FT

Norwich

Tim Krul, Max Aarons, Ozan Kabak, Grant Hanley, Ben Gibson, Dimitrios Giannoulis, Pierre Lees Melou, Mathias Normann, Kenny McLean, Josh Sargent, Teemu Pukki

Subs : Angus Gunn, Brandon Williams, Andrew Omobamidele, Kieran Dowell, Lukas Rupp, Billy Gilmour, Christos Tzolis, Milot Rashica, Adam Idah

Brighton

Robert Sánchez, Shane Duffy, Lewis Dunk, Dan Burn, Joël Veltman, Pascal Groß, Adam Lallana, Jakub Moder, Marc Cucurella, Leandro Trossard, Neal Maupay

Subs: Jason Steele, Haydon Roberts, Tariq Lamptey, Alexis Mac Allister, Enock Mwepu, Solly March, Yves Bissouma, Aaron Connolly, Jürgen Locadia

Match Updates :

Nothing really happened in this match! Norwich got their second point of the season.

Villa vs Wolves - 2-3 FT

Villa

Emiliano Martínez, Axel Tuanzebe, Tyrone Mings, Ezri Konsa, Emiliano Buendía, John McGinn, Douglas Luiz, Matt Targett, Matthew Cash, Danny Ings, Ollie Watkins.

Subs: Ashley Young, Jed Steer, Kortney Hause, Morgan Sanson, Marvelous Nakamba, Anwar El Ghazi, Jacob Ramsey, Cameron Archer, Jaden Philogene-Bidace.

Wolves

José Sá, Conor Coady, Romain Saïss, Max Kilman, João Moutinho, Rúben Neves, Leander Dendoncker, Fernando Marçal, Nélson Semedo, Hwang Hee-Chan, Adama Traoré.

Subs: John Ruddy, Willy Boly, Raúl Jiménez, Daniel Podence, Rayan Aït-Nouri, Luke Cundle, Louie Moulden, Ki-Jana H

#FT-Pens: Chelsea 1-1 Aston Villa

Chelsea advance 4-3 on penalties

Chelsea scorers: Timo Werner (54')

Aston Villa scorers: Cameron Archer (64')

Venue: Stamford Bridge

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LINE-UPS

Chelsea

Kepa Arrizabalaga, Malang Sarr, Trevoh Chalobah, Ben Chilwell, Reece James, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Saúl Ñíguez (Romelu Lukaku), N'Golo Kanté (Mason Mount), Timo Werner, Hakim Ziyech (Ross Barkley), Callum Hudson-Odoi.

Subs: Thiago Silva, Marcus Bettinelli, Kai Havertz, Xavier Mbuyamba.

^____________________________

Aston Villa

Jed Steer, Kortney Hause, Axel Tuanzebe, Ashley Young, Matthew Cash (Ezri Konsa), Emiliano Buendía, Marvelous Nakamba, Morgan Sanson (Carney Chukwuemeka), Cameron Archer, Anwar El Ghazi, Bertrand Traoré (Jaden Philogene-Bidace).

Subs: Aaron Ramsey, Caleb Chukwuemeka, Viljami Sinisalo, Lamar Bogarde.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

31' Malang Sarr Yellow Card

42' On: Carney Chukwuemeka|Off: Morgan Sanson

45' On: Mason Mount|Off: N'Golo Kanté

54' Timo Werner Goal - Header

64' On: Jaden Philogene-Bidace|Off: Bertrand Traoré

64' Cameron Archer Goal - Header

76' On: Ross Barkley|Off: Hakim Ziyech

76' Substitution, Chelsea. Romelu Lukaku replaces Saúl Ñíguez.

77' On: Ezri Konsa|Off: Matthew Cash

86' Ashley Young Yellow Card

90'+2' Reece James Yellow Card

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Republican Senator Kylie Rittenhouse (R-FL) defeated incumbent president Ocasio-Cortez by more than 2.8 million votes after her diplomatic failure in handling the Iran–Saudi War - a conflict that is in the process of sending the Middle East back to the stone age.

He stated that his "first order of business" is to reimplement the Electoral College. AOC tweeted in response: "lol @ the "elected" Ex-murderer republican bringing back the racist Electoral College and disenfranchising millions of POC voters living in urban areas. Republicans need voter suppression to win." Emir Malang Khostay of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan replied "Sneed [sic] and cope." Along with the tweet an image was attached depicting the Senator illegally wielding an assault rifle with a young crying AOC overlayed.

The Saudi and Israeli foreign ministers congratulated Rittenhouse on this news.

Good afternoon. I thought that I could make another contribution to this subreddit by writing about a topic that is near and dear to me. Thus, I present to you my essay on the history and culture of Javanese Buddhism in Indonesia.

I wrote this essay with a non-Buddhist audience in mind, so the used of complicated terminology is minimal. However, there is a separate section which explains the Buddhist terminology in my writing, which the readers can use. There is also a section where I list the references that I have used for my essay, which you can check out for further reading if you are interested. If you have any further questions, feel free to ask me.

This post will be divided into several sections:

1. Background – Buddhism in Ancient Java
2. The Islamic and Colonial Periods – Hibernation and Reawakening
3. Jinarakkhita – reviving an “Indonesian” Buddhism and protecting it from 1965
4. Post-1965 Spread, Decline in early 2000’s
5. Rise of social media, organisational support, and resurgent Javanese identity
6. Conclusions
7. References
8. Glossary of Buddhist Terminology

1. Background – Buddhism in Ancient Java

During ancient times, Java had been famous as an international centre of Buddhism. A Chinese monk who lived in the 600’s records that he had gone to a land called “Heling” 訶陵, possibly a transliteration of “Walaing” or “Kalingga”, located in Java. He had come to study Buddhist texts and translate them into Chinese (Supomo, 2006). Another example: a stone inscription in Java, dated 782 AD, tells us that a monk from what is now Bangladesh had come to Java to inaugurate a statue of a Buddhist deity Bodhisattva Manjusri (Casparis, 2000). Likewise, Java also sent monks to foreign countries. A Javanese monk named “Bianhong” 辨弘 was recorded to have arrived in Chang’an, the capital of the Chinese Tang Dynasty, in 780 AD [(Woordward, 2009).](http://enlight.lib.ntu.edu.tw/FULLTEXT/JR-BJ011/bj01

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

It really does, I swear!

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

Speech by Mr. Naim Majrouh, at the 1st Freemuse World conference in 1998

Ladies and Gentlemen!

In the last 20 years due to war, political and social instability, disorder and lawlessness many aspects of our culture have been devastated. Museums have been looted, libraries have been burned, important and valuable books and documents destroyed or sold in the neighbouring countries. The contents of Afghan National Archives have disappeared and the music has been banned. The musicians were forced to leave the country. As a whole the rich cultural heritage of Afghanistan is in danger of disappearance and destruction and talents are being wasted.

According to the theme of this conference "Music and Censorship", I would like to focus only on one aspect of our cultural devastation, which is the Afghan music. Here I will share with you some information and ideas about the glorious past and the present tragic situation of music in our country.

The history of music in Afghanistan is deeply rooted in the Arian civilisation of the city of Balkh in northern Afghanistan, centuries before Christ, that started from Regvida Religious Songs.

After the introduction of Islam to Afghanistan, schools of Sufism were established that mixed music with religion. Eight hundred years back Maulana Salaluddin Balkhi (Rumi) has established the Mulavia School of Sufism worshipping Allah with music and dance. He has repeatedly mentioned Rebab (one of the oldest music instruments) in his poems. Kwaja Mohenoddin Chushti of Chust of Herat in western Afghanistan has created the Chushtia school that worship Allah with music and songs which is later called Qawwali in India. The Sufi's schools of thought were introduced to northern India under the Mongol and Afghan Khilgi, Lodi and Suri dynasties.

Classical Indian music was elevated to a height by Amir Khusran Balkhi who is considered the inventor of modern Sitar and Tabla. He has invented Rags and Tals of which one is particular for Pashtu music. According to some sources of information the Afghan Rubab was converted into Sarod by a Pashtun settler, among whose descendant is modern India's most celebrated Sarod player, the great Amjad Ali Khan.

In the 19th century during the rule of Amir Sher Ali Khan classical music was introduced to the upper class of Afghan society. The Amir invited a group of Indian musicians to Kabul in order to promote classical Indian music and to train

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Hello everybody!

CL Watch Thread for today’s games.

Dynamo Kyiv vs Bayern 1-2 FT

Dynamo Kyiv

Georgiy Bushchan, Oleksandr Syrota, Illia Zabarnyi, Vitaliy Mykolenko, Tomasz Kedziora, Vitaliy Buyalskiy, Mykola Shaparenko, Serhiy Sydorchuk, Ilia Shkurin, Carlos De Peña, Viktor Tsygankov.

Subs: Vodolmyr Shepelev, Denys Boyko, Eric Ramírez, Benjamin Verbic, Oleksandr Karavaev, Vladyslav Kulach, Oleksandr Andrievsky, Bogdan Lednev, Artem Shabanov, Denys Garmash, Vitor Naum, Denys Antyukh.

Bayern

Manuel Neuer, Lucas Hernández, Tanguy Nianzou, Alphonso Davies, Benjamin Pavard, Thomas Müller, Leon Goretzka, Corentin Tolisso, Robert Lewandowski, Leroy Sané, Kingsley Coman.

Subs: Sven Ulreich, Malik Tillman, Christian Früchtl, Omar Richards, Marc Roca, Bouna Sarr.

Match Updates :

14’- Lewandowski opens the scoring for Bayern with a bicycle kick goal

42’- Coman doubles Bayern’s lead

70’- Garmash opens the scoring for Kyiv

Villarreal vs Man United 0-2 FT

Villarreal

Gerónimo Rulli, Pau Torres, Raúl Albiol, Étienne Capoue, Pervis Estupiñán, Juan Foyth, Moi Gómez, Dani Parejo, Manu Trigueros, Arnaut Danjuma, Yeremi Pino.

Subs: Iker, Alfonso Pedraza, Alberto Moreno, Mario, Raba, Boulaye Dia, Paco Alcácer, Vicente Iborra, Aïssa Mandi, Samu Chukwueze, Rubén Peña, Sergio Asenjo.

Man United

David de Gea, Harry Maguire, Victor Lindelöf, Alex Telles, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Donny van de Beek, Scott McTominay, Fred, Cristiano Ronaldo, Anthony Martial, Jadon Sancho.

Subs: Bruno Fernandes, Juan Mata, Eric Bailly, Tom Heaton, Jesse Lingard, Dean Henderson, Nemanja Matic, Amad Diallo, Diogo Dalot, Marcus Rashford.

Match Updates :

78’- Ronaldo opens the scoring for United

90+1’- Sancho doubles United’s lead

Chelsea vs Juventus - 4-0 FT

Chelsea

Édouard Mendy, Thiago Silva, Antonio Rüdiger, Trevoh Chalobah, Jorginho, N'Golo Kanté, Ben Chilwell, Reece James, Christian Pulisic, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Hakim Ziyech.

Subs: Mason Mount, Andreas Christensen, Ross Barkley, Romelu Lukaku, Malang Sarr, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Timo Werner, Marcos Alonso, Marcus Bettinelli, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Saúl Ñíguez, César Azpilicueta.

Juventus

Wojciech Szczesny, Matthijs de Ligt, Leonardo Bonucci, Alex Sandro, Juan Cuadrado, Rodrigo Bentancur, Manuel Locatelli, Weston McKenni

Hello everybody!

Champions League watch thread for today’s games.

Malmö vs Chelsea 0-1 FT

Malmö

Johan Dahlin, Lasse Nielsen, Franz Brorsson, Anel Ahmedhodzic, Sebastian Nanasi, Sergio Peña, Innocent Bonke, Soren Rieks, Jo Inge Berget, Erdal Rakip, Antonio-Mirko Colak.

Subs: Niklas Moisander, Martin Olsson, Eric Larsson, Oscar Lewicki, Veljko Birmancevic, Peter Gwargis, Adi Nalic, Malik Abubakari, Noah Eile, Melker Ellborg, Ismael Diarra Diawara.

Chelsea

Édouard Mendy, Thiago Silva, Antonio Rüdiger, Andreas Christensen, Jorginho, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Marcos Alonso, César Azpilicueta, Kai Havertz, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Hakim Ziyech.

Subs: Ross Barkley, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Saúl Ñíguez, Marcus Bettinelli, Reece James, Ben Chilwell, Christian Pulisic, Trevoh Chalobah, Malang Sarr, Harvey Vale.

Match Updates :

56’- Ziyech opens the scoring for Chelsea

Wolfsburg vs Salzburg 2-1 FT

Wolfsburg

Casteels (c) - Lacroix, Guilavogui, Brooks - Baku, Vranckx, Arnold, Otavio - L. Nmecha, Weghorst, Gerhardt

Subs: Pervan, Van de Ven, Steffen, Roussillon, Philipp, Mbabu, F. Nmecha, Lukebakio, Ginczek

Salzburg

Köhn - Kristensen, Onguene, Wöber, Ulmer (c) - Sucic, Camara, Seiwald - Aaronson - Adeyemi, Okafor

Subs: Mantl, Walke, Adamu, Bernede, Kjaergaard, Diambou, Solet, Ludewig, Sesko, Guindo, Bernardo

Match Updates :

3’- Baku opens the scoring for Wolfsburg

30’- Wöber equalises for Salzburg through a free kick

60’- Nmecha provides Wolfsburg the lead with his goal

Villarreal vs Young Boys - 2-0 FT

Villarreal

Gerónimo Rulli, Pau Torres, Raúl Albiol, Alfonso Pedraza, Mario, Étienne Capoue, Francis Coquelin, Dani Parejo, Boulaye Dia, Arnaut Danjuma, Yeremi Pino.

Subs: Sergio Asenjo, Vicente Iborra, Aïssa Mandi, Paco Alcácer, Manu Trigueros, Moi Gómez, Alberto Moreno, Rubén Peña, Pervis Estupiñán, Samu Chukwueze, Raba.

Young Boys

Guillaume Faivre, Sandro Lauper, Nicolas Bürgy, Ulisses Garcia, Silvan Hefti, Vincent Sierro, Michel Aebischer, Fabian Rieder, Christian Fassnacht, Nicolas Ngamaleu, Meschack Elia.

Subs: Miralem Sulejmani, Christopher Martins Pereira, Jordan Lefort, Jordan Pefok, Quentin Maceiras, Marvin Spielmann, Yannick Toure, Alexandre Jankewitz, Felix Mambimbi, Nico Maier, Leandro Zbinden, Abdullah Laidani.

Match Updates :

36’- [Capoue opens the scoring for

Good ebening everyone!

Wednesday’s Champions League games watch thread.

Atalanta vs Young Boys - 1-0 FT

Atalanta

Musso; Toloi, Demiral, Djimsiti; Zappacosta, De Roon, Freuler, Gosens; Pessina; Malinovskyi, Duvan Zapata

Subs : Rossi, Sportiello, Maehle, Koopmeiners, Muriel, Pezzella, Scalvini, Miranchuk, Lovato, Ilicic, Pasalic, Piccoli

Young Boys

Von Ballmoos; Hefti, Camara, Lauper, Garcia; Martins Pereira, Sierro; Elia, Aebischer, Ngamaleu; Siebatcheu

Subs: Laidani, Faivre, Spielmann, Kanga, Sulejmani, Jankewitz, Burgy, Mambimbi, Maceiras, Lefort, Rieder

Match Updates :

68’- Pessina opens the score for Atalanta

Zenit vs Malmö - 4-0 FT

Zenit

Stanislav Kritsyuk, Dmitriy Chistyakov, Yaroslav Rakitskiy, Wilmar Barrios, Wendel, Daler Kuzyaev, Douglas Santos, Alex Sutormin, Artem Dzyuba, Claudinho, Malcom.

Subs : Dejan Lovren, Mikhail Kerzhakov, Aleksandr Erokhin, Sardar Azmoun, Danil Krugovoi, Andrei Mostovoy, Daniil Kuznetsov, Danila Khotulev, Kirill Kravtsov, David Byazrov.

Malmö

Johan Dahlin, Lasse Nielsen, Anel Ahmedhodzic, Franz Brorsson, Eric Larsson, Anders Christiansen, Innocent Bonke, Erdal Rakip, Jo Inge Berget, Veljko Birmancevic, Antonio-Mirko Colak.

Subs : Martin Olsson, Sergio Peña, Peter Gwargis, Adi Nalic, Malik Abubakari, Noah Eile, Sebastian Nanasi, Melker Ellborg, Ismael Diarra Diawara.

Match Updates:

9’- Claudinho opens the scoring for Zenit

49’- Kuzyayev scores another for Zenit

53’- Malmö defender Ahmedhodzic gets a straight red card

80’- Sutormin scores the third goal for Zenit

90+4’- Wendel scores the fourth goal for Zenit to seal off their huge win over Malmö

Wolfsburg vs Sevilla - 1-1 FT

Wolfsburg

Koen Casteels, Sebastiaan Bornauw, Maxence Lacroix, Jérôme Roussillon, Kevin Mbabu, Dodi Lukebakio, Maximilian Arnold, Josuha Guilavogui, Wout Weghorst, Renato Steffen, Bote Baku.

Subs : Daniel Ginczek, Pavao Pervan, Yannick Gerhardt, Luca Waldschmidt, Maximilian Philipp, Niklas Klinger, Lukas Nmecha, Felix Nmecha, Aster Vranckx, Mickey van de Ven.

Sevilla Bono, Diego Carlos, Jules Koundé, Marcos Acuña, Jesús Navas, Alejandro Gómez, Joan Jordán, Fernando, Rafa Mir, Lucas Ocampos, Suso.

Subs : Ivan Rakitic, Erik Lamela, Thomas Delaney, Karim R

#FT-Pens: Chelsea 1-1 Aston Villa

Chelsea advance 4-3 on penalties

Chelsea scorers: Timo Werner (54')

Aston Villa scorers: Cameron Archer (64')

Venue: Stamford Bridge

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LINE-UPS

Chelsea

Kepa Arrizabalaga, Malang Sarr, Trevoh Chalobah, Ben Chilwell, Reece James, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Saúl Ñíguez (Romelu Lukaku), N'Golo Kanté (Mason Mount), Timo Werner, Hakim Ziyech (Ross Barkley), Callum Hudson-Odoi.

Subs: Thiago Silva, Marcus Bettinelli, Kai Havertz, Xavier Mbuyamba.

^____________________________

Aston Villa

Jed Steer, Kortney Hause, Axel Tuanzebe, Ashley Young, Matthew Cash (Ezri Konsa), Emiliano Buendía, Marvelous Nakamba, Morgan Sanson (Carney Chukwuemeka), Cameron Archer, Anwar El Ghazi, Bertrand Traoré (Jaden Philogene-Bidace).

Subs: Aaron Ramsey, Caleb Chukwuemeka, Viljami Sinisalo, Lamar Bogarde.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

31' Malang Sarr Yellow Card

42' On: Carney Chukwuemeka|Off: Morgan Sanson

45' On: Mason Mount|Off: N'Golo Kanté

54' Timo Werner Goal - Header

64' On: Jaden Philogene-Bidace|Off: Bertrand Traoré

64' Cameron Archer Goal - Header

76' Substitution, Chelsea. Ross Barkley replaces Hakim Ziyech.

76' On: Romelu Lukaku|Off: Saúl Ñíguez

77' On: Ezri Konsa|Off: Matthew Cash

86' Ashley Young Yellow Card

90'+2' Reece James Yellow Card

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "