In 2008, he hosted "Khatron Ke Khiladi". Remember the word Khatron. It is the key to exposing the shocking truth.
First season, look at the contestant's names:
- Nethra Raghuraman (winner)
- Urvashi Sharma (runner-up)
- Aditi Govitrikar (3rd place)
- Anjana Sukhani (4th place)
- Pooja Bedi (5th place)
- Sonali Kulkarni (6th place)
- Yana Gupta (7th place)
- Meghana Naidu (8th place)
- Anita Hassanandani (9th place)
- Dipannita Sharma (10th place)
- Vidya Malvade (11th place)
- Tapur Chatterjee (12th place)
All Hindus, each and every one of them.
Second season, look now:
- Anushka Manchanda (winner)
- Jesse Randhawa (runner-up)
- Carol Gracias (3rd place)
- Rosa Catalano (4th place)
- Nauheed Cyrusi (5th place)
- Shonali Nagrani (6th place)
- Bruna Abdullah (7th place)
- Sonika Kaliraman (8th place)
- Shweta Salve (9th place)
- Mandira Bedi (10th place)
- Pia Trivedi (11th place)
- Rupali Ganguly (12th place)
- Sushma Reddy (13th place)
Jesse, Gracias, Catalano, Abdullah. Slowly, slowly, the rice bag and M infiltration started.
Can you imagine? Before Modi, before our RSS brothers, it is Akshay Kumar who warned us that Hindu "Khatrein" mein hain, as they were "Khatron ke Khiladi" and their numbers slowly reduced. It's all in THE NAME. You cannot deny a clear fact like this.
Make as many jokes on him, it is because of these PsyOps that the left cabal forced him t
... keep reading on reddit ➡Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
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Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
