Did you know what the cat was playing on the piano?
Did you hear about the new Greek restaurant? Do you know what they call it?
You know what 50 cent did when he got hungry?
Did you know vampires are suckers for deals? What do you call a vampire who uses coupons? Discount. What's a vampires favorite currency? Bite coin. The only kind of bank a vampire trusts is a blood bank. They still never make deposits.
Inspired by a recent post.
Husband - “I can’t go to work anymore, you don’t even want to know what the boss said to me…” Wife - “What?! What did he say?”
Husband - “You’re fired!”
Did you know crows stay by their fallen comrades to see what got them?
Guess you could say they’re investigating a murder
Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"
It's because it's MY pinky.
Dad: Son, did you know that if you, as an American, go into a bathroom in France you are no longer an American? Son: No, I didn’t. What would I be?
Did you know what did the Grrman Bread said to another German Bread after tapping on his shoulder ?
Gluten Tag.
edit : i fucked up the title
Did you know that today is the only day that tells you what to do?
March fourth!
(I told this to my coworkers and none of them appreciated my sense of humor)
Did you know what Bruce Lee's favorite drink is?
Do you know what 50 cent did when he was hungry?
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Source: https://twitter.com/mskaybelle/status/1269123905870053376?s=19
A condom manufacturer kept getting criticized because its new gimmicks never did anything for women. So they did what any good company would do and went to the most knowledgeable frog in the world for advice. You know what the frog said?
Do you know what Beethoven did a week after he got put in his coffin?
Did you know the lignin content of old paper is what gives books their old book odor?
You know what the hackers did when the police showed up?
Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry?
Do you know what 50cent did when he got hungry ?
Did you know what 50-cents did when he was hungry?
Did you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry?
Did you know what 50 cent did when he got hungry?
Do you know what 50 did when it was hungry?
Do you know what 50 cent did when he was hungry?
Do you know what 50 did when he was hungry?
Do you know what 50 did when he got hungry?
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