You Can Tune a Piano, but You Can't Tuna Fish Puns

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You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.
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👤︎ u/ThankTankCr8
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't tuna fish.
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👤︎ u/CAdamH
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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You can tune a piano but you can't ______
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👤︎ u/RaymondNotRay
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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This piano can't hold its tune, but it's too beautiful to just throw away. Anyone made anything out of a small upright (spinet) piano? Or have ideas?
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👤︎ u/grokfest
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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You can tune a piano
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👤︎ u/uglydadd
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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You can tune a piano...

... but you can't tunafish.

I enjoy making and eating tuna sandwiches. Friends and family who have had mine say they are the best.

AMA.

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👤︎ u/leisureguy53
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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We haven’t heard anything about Yankees and Brett Gardner for a while. Well, I can tell you why. Yankees are focused on Cole/Strasburg at the moment, but there remains optimism about Gardner. Perhaps he will sign after a big fish pitcher. Then payroll situation will be clearer. twitter.com/martinonyc/st…
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👤︎ u/iseedoubleu
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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With Lent Season over, let's have an everything seafood discussion: fish sandwiches, fish tacos, shrimp burritos, shrimp salads, fish and chips, crab cake sliders, all-you-can-eat shrimp, and even tuna fish sandwiches, etc. — everything seafood

This subreddit is for news and reviews of fast food (aka quick-service), fast casual, and casual restaurants. So yes, even Red Lobster.

This discussion is for the recent Lent Season LTOs, PLUS all the regular seafood offerings from restaurant chains.

Some previous fish sandwich discussions:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fastfood/comments/7weqt0/best_fast_fish_sandwich/

https://www.reddit.com/r/fastfood/comments/5t590r/february_seafood/

https://www.reddit.com/r/fastfood/comments/726wrj/what_fast_food_chains_serve_fish_sandwiches/

https://www.reddit.com/r/fastfood/comments/600nrf/fastfood_fish_sandwiches_whats_your_favorite_one/

Best tuna fish:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fastfood/comments/avep1a/best_tuna_salad/

Previous fish posts:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fastfood/search?q=Fish&restrict_sr=on

Previous shrimp posts:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fastfood/search?q=Shrimp&restrict_sr=on

Previous seafood posts:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fastfood/search?q=Seafood&restrict_sr=on

Previous tuna posts:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fastfood/search?q=Tuna&restrict_sr=on

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fish_and_chip_restaurants

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Fish_and_chip_restaurants

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👤︎ u/BlankVerse
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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"Are we stupid, Steve? No, seriously, are we? I mean, I have a Master's in city planning from Howard University. I can tell you where your convention center should go, but I can't tell you when a fish is giving me the business."
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👤︎ u/KingKabuki
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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Can you give me som feedback on my new beat, tried to get this J.Cole vibe in there with some bass and piano vibes, I could have made it a little bit longer but I just don’t know why I didn’t, I hope you enjoy it soundcloud.com/edvinas-zi…
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👤︎ u/Edvinitas
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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You can’t actually buy any animals from a pet store without an ID. I’m not entirely sure what illegal activities would be done with a beta fish, but then again I’d rather not open that question up to debate.
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👤︎ u/ConsumerOfInfants
📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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Hey Jazz piano redditors. Not sure what the rules are with self promotion, hopefully this post is ok (it’s jazz piano related). Here’s a Bill Evans tune I recorded with my trio and put out on bandcamp. You can stream it for free, enjoy! harrymitchellpianist.band…
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👤︎ u/Harry-Mitchell
📅︎ Feb 09 2019
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I'm really new to the piano, (Like a month or so) but I'd like to think I'm learning quickly. I just can't find an easy way to learn and memorize Sheet music. Do you guys have any suggestions?
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👤︎ u/OfTheGaye96
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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I hope my music can help you! This song is piano relaxing and meditative tune. I hope it's all good there!

https://open.spotify.com/track/7y4yqeGEINRK9HfMGJvHiC?si=jmTmmo5cQ1aDuO4i_ggL1w

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👤︎ u/manuelzitocomposer
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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[HELP] Anyone know that one poem that you can sing along to the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man?

I can't remember which poet wrote it, heck, can't remember if it really exists or my brain pushed it in a dream. Great help if anyone can find it! I plan on singing it for family karaoke this Christmas.

Cheers!

edit: it sounds more sinister. kinda spooky. like, old horror vibes to it.

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👤︎ u/coldcrusts
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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What is the one tune you practice all the time but still can't nail

This one is mine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrL4R9x9A14

I get close and then get depressed and give it up for a while but I always com back to it.

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👤︎ u/DavidBellizzi
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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Having some bebop piano fun, see if you can guess the tune! v.redd.it/npklvw1vlx231
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👤︎ u/hmitch94
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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TutorialsByHugo has been demonetized. TutorialsByHugo is a piano tutorial channel. Since Hugo is a small channel, he hasn't been able to reach YouTube and see what he did wrong. But if anyone can get ahold of YouTube, it'd be the biggest guy on the platform. Please do what you can, Felix. youtube.com/watch?v=rh_1F…
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👤︎ u/SliccSwipe
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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Sick fish? Haven't been able to test water levels yet will tomorrow when stores open back up. Just noticed today he looks a little off he wouldn't face the camera for me but you can see it still. He's looks maybe lopsided and bloated? It's a von Rio tetra.
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👤︎ u/BlizetteAlchemy
📅︎ May 06 2019
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So I have a question for you guys. I have a 75 gallon tank ready for fish but I have a problem. I cant decided if I want an Oscar or Peacocks. I love Pracocks but I know they can be mean and I don't want to buy fish just to have them beat the hell out of each other. What do you all think?

Would an Oscar be as enjoyable? Or should I try peacocks and see what happens?

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👤︎ u/sle7Kelevara
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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Lead a man to water and he'll fish for a day, but you can't make him drink for a life time.
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👤︎ u/NotALargeFan
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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You can sell bottled water to man and he will survive, but you can't sell bottled air to a fish
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👤︎ u/mybustersword
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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Hey Reddit, I thought I'd show you my latest project! I can only read sheet music, but I can't read piano, so this is the next best thing! :) v.redd.it/b12v4oorz9q31
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👤︎ u/AddictedAiden
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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You can't polish a turd, but you can't drink an old dog how to fish
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👤︎ u/malaphor-remix-bot
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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Conversion is a success! Went from drops to an Open Bar. I can see the world 🌎 around me now! Not a fan of the bar ends shifters on this bar and the grip tape looks stupid but you get the idea. Time to fine tune...
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👤︎ u/kneemus
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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I caught an extra Oarfish. Instead of selling it, I wanted to show it off in my home. But instead, it puts it in this gaudy looking tank where you can't even see the fish. The football fish I have is visible, but not the rare fish? imgur.com/baEPrCY
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👤︎ u/Hobbes_XXV
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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Sir Bubbles went to heaven today, it was so hard to put him to sleep but I couldn't watch him deteriorate anymore (fin/body rot which he was medicated heavily for). Just couldn't overcome it. He was the best fish! You can see his glow up before he got sick and his beautiful burial. Swim in peace bud
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👤︎ u/B-roxy
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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Today, I added a clamp rack my mobile workbench, made a zero clearance insert for my table saw, and started a HEAVY tune up on the old miter saw my grandma gave me from years ago and left neglected for a decade I’ve had it a bit, and was gonna get a new one, but why upgrade when you can refurbish?
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👤︎ u/TCHWoodworks
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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After I made these I got super sick and couldn’t get out to really test them. I had enough energy to stop by a canal where you can just about cast from where you park. I fished there for about 45 minutes and caught 4 smallies. It’s not a great spot so none of them were huge but man did they eat it.
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👤︎ u/HelpfulFrosting
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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Today, I added a clamp rack my mobile workbench, made a zero clearance insert for my table saw, and started a HEAVY tune up on the old miter saw my grandma gave me from years ago and left neglected for a decade I’ve had it a bit, and was gonna get a new one, but why upgrade when you can refurbish?
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👤︎ u/TCHWoodworks
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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Tuna cutting in Kyoto central wholesale market. 6.00 a.m. The worker using tuna knife, it is not samurai sword. You can ask them to take picture, but please be noted that they are in rush so much.
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👤︎ u/chonmagesnapshots
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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Anyone else get down with Kraft Mac&Cheese mixed with a can of tuna fish?
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👤︎ u/lilfrankie21
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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Just got this lil guy, meet flippy! You can’t see it in the photo but his scales are lifting slightly and he refuses to eat. Unfortunately, I haven’t ever been able to successfully treat dropsy in any type of fish. Any tips? Also, would it harm him to treat him if I’m not 100% sure?
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👤︎ u/rilmadash
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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This doesn’t seem to be against the rules, so Reddit I have come to you for help. the slow piano song behind this meme sounds so familiar but i can’t figure it out. If anyone could please help me I would greatly appreciate it. TYSM v.redd.it/h6paft8b7iz21
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👤︎ u/WhiningSauce767
📅︎ May 21 2019
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Era: unknown Artist: unknown Genre: Classical piano. Please help! Only know the tune so I've written the score, stuck in my head and I can't think of the name!
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👤︎ u/ruthyyev
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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Just got my Fusion Sport, can someone tell me if you get a tune I assume you pay $400-500 for the tuner itself and tune. My previous car you flashed the ECU. Also do these tunes decrease MPG? I would assume so but I was wondering how big of a MPG drop the tune for this car would be?
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👤︎ u/justintymee
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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You can lead a man to water, but you can't teach him to fish.
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👤︎ u/Soothsayre
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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