Yikes! Puns

A list of puns related to "Yikes!"

Yikes
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👤︎ u/bapposhallhacko
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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Yikes
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👤︎ u/Shadowsnight98
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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Yike.
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👤︎ u/semaJ_gniK
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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yikes
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👤︎ u/ElvisThePug
📅︎ Nov 13 2018
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Yikes
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👤︎ u/dkspk
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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Scientists invented a pen that writes underwater.

It writes lots of other words too.

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👤︎ u/karatebhoy
📅︎ Mar 21 2021
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I saw a Werewolf behind the bus stop last night....Or a really hairy homeless guy.

Either way, the silver bullets worked.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 15 2021
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I phoned the clinic enquiring about a circumcision.

I got cut off.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 21 2021
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What's a chicken's favourite anime?

Bok-Bok-Boku No Hero Eggadamia

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👤︎ u/JamesIsNotAGiantNoob
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!

Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?

Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 19 2018
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What do gay squirrels eat?

Nutssss

EDIT: yikes, just a joke. No offense to the LGBTQ community.

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👤︎ u/Minhocycline
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for the fresh prints.

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👤︎ u/UriahPeabody
📅︎ Feb 26 2018
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Bernie Sanders is getting old,

First with the heart attack and now with the strokes

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👤︎ u/Guitar_Strap
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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What’s the difference between coronavirus and Bill Cosby?

Coronavirus doesn’t like kids

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.

At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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"You da bomb!" is a compliment in the West.

And an argument in the Middle East.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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How are dad jokes and anti-vaccine kids similar?

They both never get old.

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👤︎ u/day_dreamer97
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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When my mum became a vegan, I couldn't recognize her

It's like I've never seen Her-bivore

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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Why were the Native Americans in America before anyone else?

They had reservations

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👤︎ u/BadPuppyZA
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Me, at the hot dog stand: Can I get a jumbo sausage?

Hot dog guy: Sure. Won’t be long.

Me: Yikes. In that case, can I have two?

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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Did you hear about the drug dealer that was hit by a bus?

He got busted.

Edit: Thank you stranger for the silver!

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👤︎ u/junkman203
📅︎ May 24 2019
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What do you call a good swimming pun?

A stroke of genius

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👤︎ u/buffWarlocks
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife
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👤︎ u/KillingwithasmileXD
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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My girlfriend broke up with me, so i took her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back.

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👤︎ u/Zapyre
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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Fake hair isn't free

You have toupee

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👤︎ u/Mad_Hatter_Bot
📅︎ Aug 08 2017
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"What's this? Will it cure my hangover??" I asked.

"It's a breathlyzer, sir," replied the cop. "Please step out of your vehicle."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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You Workday Pun

Me: What's that boss? My boss: holding up a couple of bags of bread that weren't cooked all the way through Oh this is bread that wasn't cooked all the way. It's still kind of uncooked in the middle. Me: Yikes. I guess that's a lot of dough lost for us huh? My boss: groans Yes OP.

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👤︎ u/xolivas22
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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16-year old Daughter: Dad, I'm going Rasta now.

Dad: Yikes, so now I understand your ... aroma. Can you resume washing your hair at least?

16-year old Daughter: I can't. I'm dreading my hair.

Dad: That makes two of us!

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👤︎ u/phish_tacos
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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Why are paraplegic people so easily offended?

They can't stand it

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👤︎ u/MrJoshie
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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I lent my friend my gigantic grandfather clock for a show and tell.

He owes me big time.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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What did the mom say to her kids when they asked "how's the weather and what should we do with our toys?"

Sonny and Cher.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Oct 18 2018
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What do you call a person without a son?

Per

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Apr 19 2017
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What do you call an overheated Dauchsund sitting on a rabbit?

A hot dog on a bun.

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👤︎ u/JakeCameraAction
📅︎ Jul 11 2017
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I am become Dad, maker of jokes.

Talking to a friend of mine who is at a marching band competition for her little brother.

>Me: Did you guys make it to the next round?

>Her: We find out in about an hour.

>Me: Yikes, that's stressful.

>Her: Yeah, and we have no idea where we stand.

>Me: Hopefully, on the field.

You're all invited to the baby shower.

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👤︎ u/YouGotAte
📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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We had just got done watching a special about space and wormholes so I asked my dad, "What do you know about black holes?"...

To which he replied, "They're still pink on the inside."

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👤︎ u/dthomsonWI
📅︎ Feb 06 2015
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My boyfriend was so proud of himself

Me: "Yikes, I have something stuck in my teeth. I need a toothpick."

I turn to him and smile.

BF, pointing at my mouth: "That one!"

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👤︎ u/sombresaturn
📅︎ May 22 2015
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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all info about 80s music!

Man: Yikes! What’s The Cure?

Doctor: Whoa! It’s worse than I thought.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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Doctor: It seems that your brain has deleted all information about '80s music.

Me: Yikes! What's the cure?

Doctor: Oh my god, it's worse than I thought!

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👤︎ u/bopaqod
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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