Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!

Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?

Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.

At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Me, at the hot dog stand: Can I get a jumbo sausage?

Hot dog guy: Sure. Won’t be long.

Me: Yikes. In that case, can I have two?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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You Workday Pun

Me: What's that boss? My boss: holding up a couple of bags of bread that weren't cooked all the way through Oh this is bread that wasn't cooked all the way. It's still kind of uncooked in the middle. Me: Yikes. I guess that's a lot of dough lost for us huh? My boss: groans Yes OP.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xolivas22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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16-year old Daughter: Dad, I'm going Rasta now.

Dad: Yikes, so now I understand your ... aroma. Can you resume washing your hair at least?

16-year old Daughter: I can't. I'm dreading my hair.

Dad: That makes two of us!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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I am become Dad, maker of jokes.

Talking to a friend of mine who is at a marching band competition for her little brother.

>Me: Did you guys make it to the next round?

>Her: We find out in about an hour.

>Me: Yikes, that's stressful.

>Her: Yeah, and we have no idea where we stand.

>Me: Hopefully, on the field.

You're all invited to the baby shower.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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My boyfriend was so proud of himself

Me: "Yikes, I have something stuck in my teeth. I need a toothpick."

I turn to him and smile.

BF, pointing at my mouth: "That one!"

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2015
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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all info about 80s music!

Man: Yikes! What’s The Cure?

Doctor: Whoa! It’s worse than I thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Doctor: It seems that your brain has deleted all information about '80s music.

Me: Yikes! What's the cure?

Doctor: Oh my god, it's worse than I thought!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bopaqod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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