A rainshield? she said.
Nope... an umbrella.
True story. Just happened.
Sheepdog: Hey, I rounded them up!
Yep! It says it right here, Hebrews.
You could say he isnβt the brightest.
And said βha ha look at me I'm a wildlife photographerβ
Yep. Nyetflix there.
Thatβs crazy, I didnβt even know they were catholic
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey, what happened to the smoke shop that used to be next door? the guy asks the bartender. "I thought I'd stop in and pick up some stuff and now its some sort of ladies apparel store." "Yep," the bartender replies. "Clothes, but no cigar."
They dug up a fortune in them/their hills.
For context I work at a short staffed pizza joint.
Customer says it looks like youβve had a busy night. Said, yepβ¦. Especially with a skeleton crew! β οΈπ Happy Halloween everyone!
Good players are really hard to find.
Roberto.
Yep, that was the punch line.
Because they cantaloupe.
Am I doing this right?
I checked. Yep...it's an engine.
I said Yep, a participation trophy.
When asked his occupation, Sven answered, "Knicker Stitcher.. I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers" The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as unskilled labor, he awarded him $80 a week unemployment compensation.
Ole was called in next and when asked his occupation he replied, "Diesel Fitter." Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk awarded Ole $160 a week in unemployment compensation.
Sven was FURIOUS when he found out what Ole was awarded. So he stormed back into the office demanding to know why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, "Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor." "UFF-DAH!!! What skill?" yelled Sven. "I sew da elastic on da knickers, then Ole puts 'em over his head and says, "Yep, diesel fitter."
Dad: You're bisexual.
Daughter: Yep.
Dad: That means that you like both boys and girls.
Daughter: That's right.
Dad: So if you're single, does that mean you're on stand-bi?
Daughter: ...
Yep, shepherd spies.
A flat minor!
Must be the most terrifying thing to read in braille...
His first shot is right down the middle, but the second shot lands in a sand trap. He swings hard. The ball clears the trap but hooks badly. A famous rock group is walking by. The ball ricochets off the side of the head of Mick Jagger, killing him instantly. It bounces off the head of Keith Richards, killing him too, but then lands on the green and rolls into the cup.
Yep, you got it, he killed two Stones with one birdie.
Yep. Sheβs a unicorn.
And my daughter asked me why all those people were dancing with ribbons around a pole.
"They're making syrup.". I told her.
She didn't believe me... "Really?! Syrup?!"
"Yep... May Pole Syrup."
Because he doesn't have the balls to do it
Me: So are we your Mom and Dad now?
Granddaughter: A-PARENT-ly!!
Yep, she's a chip off the old block... hehe
Dad: "Yep. My phone just told me to take shelter"
Me: "Do you guys have somewhere to go?"
Dad: "Where am I supposed to take it? Disneylandππ€"
I wasn't sure if I could post a screenshot, so this is verbatim lol.
Now a slice of pie in the United States will set you back $5
But in the Bahamas and Aruba you can buy that same slice of pie for just $1
Yep. Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Yep a total of 13 years
I am #1 in the #2 business.
Yep, that's original.
Sven went up to the barn and said "Ole, I see da sign in your yard. All you have is a tractor and a combine". Ole said "Yep, and der boat for sale!"
