He just can't part with it.
... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.
I haven’t heard from him since.
Our wives are still mad about it but we were drunk and thought it was funny
Rüdoff was one of the best fighters in his village and a terrifying opponent on the battlefield. He would often return from battle, so drenched in his opponent's blood that he became known as "Rüdoff det røde", meaning "the red".
After years of wars, and regular battles, Rüdoff finally grew old, and decided that his fighting days were behind him. He became the best farmer that his village had ever known and people would travel from.far away to ask him about his crops and to predict the weather, as he was quite proficient at it.
One morning he wokeup, and looked out the window, the skys were clear and the sun was shining, but Rüdoff could feel the pressure in his old bones and battle scars
"It will Rain soon", he said to his wife while she made breakfast. She glanced outside and told him he was nuts, it was bright and sunny.
He simply hiked up his pants and reminded her:
Rüdoff The Red knows rain, dear.
He makes a bundle!
He said he was in the desert with his camels.
But that sort of thing stick in your mind.
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
My girlfriend was angry but Dave and I thought it was hilarious!
Kid: "It wasn't..."
Dad: "I know. That's why I don't believe it."
When she left, she gave back the $100 exactly. I lost interest in that relationship.
It was an on/off relationship
Dad: “Was her father a turkey?”
And import.
I haven't touched a job since.
All 3 said No!
Now my robberies have gotten a lot more successful.
But I don't like talking about my checkered past.
but it’s all good, because now I have adult knees!
I now live in constant fear.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
It's a mistake I cant erase
They couldn’t get their Bering Strait.
It didn’t Pan out.
It feels like ancient history.
And I've never looked back since
Edit: spelling
It’s a timeless piece, really.
I’m starting to think that he doesn’t want to make a rash decision.
She did not hold Up well.
Ex stinked
Son: Where are you in the photo?
Dad: That's me in the corner.
"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?
He just can't part with it.
I haven’t heard from him since.
He just can’t part with it.
I cant part with it.
i just cant part with it
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
And import.
