I'm a turnip, turned down. Concerned, but I don't carrot all. I am what I yam. What am I?
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︎ Jan 23 2020
I think, therefore I yam
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︎ Sep 27 2019
scientists have inserted the gene for THC into yams
they can now grow baked potatoes
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︎ Nov 10 2019
What do you call an introspective yam?
A metatator.
That's all, thank you.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
A yam and a potato were walking down the road.
The potato asked the yam, "Wanna be my spudy?"
To which he replied, "We're a perfect mash, I already yam."
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︎ Oct 09 2019
Will(yam) shake(spear)
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︎ Apr 13 2019
Yam
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︎ Sep 08 2018
What do you call a yam in a hotel?
A suite potato!
nbd just a classic dad joker
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︎ Mar 14 2014
Did you hear about the guy who stole all the yams?
he was sentenced to eternal yammnation
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︎ Jun 11 2018
Yam-themed dadjoke, definitely as bad as you think
I was snapchatting a friend of mine and I started talking about this purple yam (or ube) cupcake I was eating
Friend: Is purple yam actually good?
Me: Yep! It's very yam-y
-6 seconds later-
Me: I'm sorry that was uncalled for.
I still haven't gotten a reply, so worth it though
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︎ Dec 28 2013
We all need a love like that
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︎ Aug 14 2020
What did potato say to the other potato?
Nothing, potatoes can't speak.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
An hour before 5 in the morning is the best time to cook a sweet potato.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Here is a pun for all my bible reading friends
In an alternate universe, God sends popeye down to speak to moses. When Moses asks Popeye who he is, he responds
"I yam who yam"
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︎ Aug 12 2020
A potato walks into a theripsists office
Walks out exlaiming "I am what I yam!"
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︎ Jul 25 2020
she's my sweet potato
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︎ Sep 08 2018
I bought a sweet potato and named it after myself.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
I thought you'd like this one.
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︎ May 27 2018
Are you the guy who stole all the sweet potatoes?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Whatβs the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig.
Oneβs a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Are you a vegetable?
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︎ Feb 01 2020
One potato looks to another potato and says "Are you a sweet potato?"
The potato responds "I yam."
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︎ Aug 08 2019
What is Flava Flavβs favorite holiday side dish?
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Are you enjoying your sweet potatoes this Thanksgiving?
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Guilty as charged
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︎ Oct 22 2016
Going to start a band for kids to raise the awareness of eating your vegetables.
We are called the Rap Scallions with our debut single βPump up the Yams.β
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Can You Say These Four Words Out Loud Really Fast Without Getting Tongue Twisted?
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︎ Dec 07 2018
A teacher is taking roll call in a classroom of sweet potato students. The teacher asks "is John here?"
John raises his hand, "I yam."
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︎ Jun 08 2019
A woman walks up and says.....
"are you the father of these little sweet potatoes?"
He says, " I yam"
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︎ Jun 16 2019
My girlfriend asked me if I was peeling sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving dinner.
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︎ Nov 22 2018
What was the first thing the sentient potato said?
βI think. Therefore, I yam.β
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︎ Jun 08 2019
A Place for Philosophy
I have a special place where I do philosophy on behalf of a tuber friend of mine.
Basically, I think there for a yam.
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Father: Homophone for "I"?
Son: Eye
Father: Synonym for "sweet potato"?
Son: Yam
Father: Synonym for "casserole"?
Son: Stew
Father: Four-letter word, past tense of "to urinate"?
Son: Peed
Father: Hi Stupid, I'm Dad
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︎ Feb 19 2019
Sweet Potatoes originated in South America
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︎ Nov 21 2017
Descartes walks into a bar..
..and asks for a vegetable. Upon receiving it he says "I thank thee for the yam!"
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︎ Apr 12 2018
TIL Pontiac Grand Am's were originally only sold in one color burnt orange.
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︎ Apr 27 2017
Got dad joked at work today.
An older dad came into my line and I asked him how he was doing.
He says "I-" then gets the biggest smile on his face.
He picks up his yam and waves it back and forth and says
"I YAM doing alright!"
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︎ Apr 15 2014
I work at a grocery store and a guy came through my line with his wife. He forgot to put his sweet potatoes on the belt and I make a crack about him stealing food. His wife then said,
"Ya know, if they put out a warrant for your arrest for stealing those potatoes you would be on the yam."
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︎ Jun 20 2016
What did the sweet potato philosopher say?
I think, therefore I yam.
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︎ Feb 18 2015
Got my daughters with this one: Eldest: Dad are you ready to go yet?
Me: Digital Potato.
Youngest: WHAT!?
Eldest: What is that supposed to mean?
Me: iYam.
Bonus: Later that day eldest states she has the urge to replay Portal 2.
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︎ Mar 29 2014
Thanksgiving dinner
We're all sitting around eating thanksgiving dinner when my dad stops and exclaims,
"Yam this is good!"
We all had a good chuckle.
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︎ Nov 28 2013
I dropped a bunch of canned sweet potatoes before the store opened today while stocking shelves;
My coworker hollered "uh oh!"
I responded with a boisterous "YAM IT!"
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︎ Oct 28 2014
My Dad The Sailor Man
Most Thanksgivings, my dad drops this gem whenever somebody passes him the yams.
"I yams what I yams, and that's all that I yams."
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︎ Feb 02 2014
I am a sweet potato
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︎ Jun 03 2020
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