A lil lunch pun for y'all
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︎ Jan 31 2021
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Epic pun amiright y'all
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︎ Nov 18 2020
8 y/o, "Dad, what does the space needle sew?"
Me, "I dunno, what?"
Her, "The fabric of space time!"
She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Have y'all been to the new sausage restaurant yet?
To be quite Frank, it's the wurst.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Out-dadded by my 5 y/o niece
I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed.
My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count."
Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I heard y'all don't like bird jokes
This could get a little hawkward
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Y'know, without tires,
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Yβall need better puns
I come to this subreddit everyday to get my fill of home baked dad jokes and some of these jokes are slackin. Let alone that most of them are puns!
Iβve already read ten puns today hoping that at least one of them would make me laugh but no pun in ten did!
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Say "Happy Hole-y Days" instead of "Happy Groundhog day"
So that you include other later winter hole-based celebrations.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
From my 13 y/o son
Heβs trying to cut a panini sandwich and said βThis knife is not gonna cut it.β
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︎ Dec 30 2020
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Thought yβall might enjoy these illustrated puns I found on the back of my English lit class notes from high school π
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︎ Dec 20 2020
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Y'all ever hear of the Christmas alphabet?
ABCDEFGHIJK MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Thatβs a sus-y meat-a-ball. ππΌππΌ
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome
Theyre calling it "Son-Block"
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︎ Dec 06 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I believe y is up
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?
He heard it involved axes.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Here's a physics joke: Why don't people find the y component of vector A?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Didn't light up on SLPT, maybe y'all will like it.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Or is it a black bear-y tree?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Here's a 50 y/o pun on a magnet
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What do you call a 60 y.o terrorist?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Why ask Y
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I just watched a Movie about a y= x graph!
The plot was a bit predictable
And a little flat!
Had good Special f(x) though
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Please bring my x back, don't ask y :(
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︎ Jun 21 2020
This makes me βpearβy happy! See what I did there??
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Yβall think last nightβs debate was bad...
To this day the Lincoln-Douglas debate of β58 is literally unwatchable.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
you get it... y-you.. you get it?
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︎ Nov 23 2019
bet yβall laughed iβm so farknee haha (someone end me please)
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Here's a math joke:My friend said he turned into y=1/x...
but I think he was just being hyperbolic
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︎ Oct 08 2020
These puns are special type of cheesy, Feta cheesy, that's why they are Greece-y.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
My 5 y.o. son walked up to me with his under armour shirt on backwards so the words were on the back.
He said, βI got back words!β How did I not see that one coming?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Vertical axis is the 'y' axis xD
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︎ May 23 2020
Y E S
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︎ May 28 2020
My 10 y/o dad joke
He looks at me while heading to the fridge and says, "Hey mum I need ketchup to catch up on these hot dogs"
I laughed for several days and thought I would share it to make someone else smile.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
My daughter got the letters Y and U tattooed on one buttock and the letters L and G tattooed on the other...
It's one messed up, ugly ass tattoo.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Hey y'all! Long Time No See!
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︎ May 06 2020
Hare-ass-ment for y'all.
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︎ Feb 05 2020
5 y/o: βhey dad, make some more jokes please
dad: βwhy do i need to make more jokes? iβve already made you
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︎ Oct 09 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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