21 Hilarious Written By Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call a letter written by a stickman?

A sticky note

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👤︎ u/TheMishaG4merAlt2

📅︎ Aug 02 2022

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I went to the book store and asked, “Do you have any books written by Hemingway:”

The employee: Sure, sir. Which one?

Me: Ernest.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 12 2022

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I’m going to compile a collection of short stories poems written by felons in jail.

I shall call it “Prose and Cons”

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👤︎ u/Sufficient-Base4603

📅︎ Jun 22 2022

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I saw a drama written by a gridiron referee about a big metal vessel for drinking wine.

It’s was called “Flagon: the play”

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👤︎ u/moorda

📅︎ May 12 2022

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What do you call a fantasy book written by a fruit?

Pulp fiction.

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👤︎ u/Mean-Mango-7125

📅︎ Dec 24 2021

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My son was given a book written by Adolf Hitler.

Apparently he kept asking grandad for mine craft

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👤︎ u/fhak2

📅︎ Jun 19 2021

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David Lee Roth has written a book about how he trained for ultra marathons by eating nothing but ham and cheese toasties...

It's called Running With The Breville

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👤︎ u/Mish106

📅︎ Jun 09 2021

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What is written by the exit to the sperm bank?

Thanks for coming!

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👤︎ u/Negalugh

📅︎ Apr 07 2021

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If Game of Thrones was written by M. Night Shyamalan, what would he have called the White Walkers?

Icy Dead People

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👤︎ u/fluxitup

📅︎ Aug 16 2019

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History has been primarily written by men

That's why it's called his story

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👤︎ u/NoMoreTerritory

📅︎ Sep 25 2020

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I was just asked about the name of the song written by Ida Corr and Fedde Le Grand

Let Me Think About It

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👤︎ u/Josh2807

📅︎ Sep 20 2020

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They say history is written by the victors

...but they never say why every historian is named Victor

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👤︎ u/huxtiblejones

📅︎ Mar 12 2020

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How did I get into computer software? I was very confused about what to do in university, so I asked my dad... He was wearing a Nike tshirt, and he answered me by pointing at his chest, where this was written: Just do IT.

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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What do you call music written by sheep?

Lambic pentameter

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👤︎ u/JonSolo1

📅︎ Dec 09 2019

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Did you hear about the anthology of literature written by prison inmates?

It's called Prose and Cons.

Sorry. I'll just get me coat...

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👤︎ u/ErwinFurwinPurrwin

📅︎ Nov 29 2018

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What musical was written by a scammer?

Spam-ilton!

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👤︎ u/wabradshaw

📅︎ Apr 18 2019

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What do you call a song written by Al Gore?

An Algorithm

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👤︎ u/Jneracher2

📅︎ Jun 08 2018

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A Coffee joke book written by my actual Dad!

Proudly I bring you my Dad’s first joke book! He’s a dad and he compiled all of these hilarious jokes about coffee(possibly the best drink known to man)!

Here’s a few from the book;

-Coffee doesn’t ask me stupid questions... be more like coffee

-Don’t try to please everyone... remember you are NOT Coffee

-My morning coffee gives me the strength to make it to my mid-morning coffee

The Coffee Joke Book

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👤︎ u/nichetcher

📅︎ Oct 07 2018

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I've written a poem about the sounds made by dogs...

It can only be read if you scan it first.

It's a bark ode.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Nov 13 2017

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What do you call a malicious program written by a feline?

Meowware.

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👤︎ u/Clbull

📅︎ Jan 29 2018

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It seems the NZTA motorcycle questions are written by a Dad.

If getting my motorcycle license didn't depend on it I'd answer A. http://imgur.com/27L4lGO.png

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👤︎ u/metalbassist33

📅︎ Feb 25 2015

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