Does anyone know of any places that offer a full, fancy afternoon tea service in the metro area, preferably east side? I know the Phoenician has one. Any others that some of you might have had?
Edit: Reservations made for the English Rose Tearoom! Thanks y’all!
So usually I just link to the New Times weekly article of things to do. But, this week there was just SO MUCH. The following is a compilation of several of their articles. I tried to do snippets of info as to what was going on for each event but ... it was a long list. If anything looks vaguely interesting and I didn't sell it hard enough please check out the links for more and better info! OK, ready?
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Body Art Expo – tattooing, piercing, live music, sideshow entertainers. Westworld of Scottsdale (11/5-11/7)
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Pancakes and Booze Art Show at The Duce – pancakes, booze, live painting, body painting, DJs (11/5)
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50th Anniversary Invitational Art Exhibit at Alwun House (11/5-11/20)
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Naked and the Nude at Northlight Gallery – contemporary photo exhibit (11/5-11/20)
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Phoenix Pride- parade on 11/6, festival 11/6 and 11/7
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Lowrider Show at Chandler Center for the Arts – vintage vehicles, art, food trucks, DJs (11/7)
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Vintagepalooza 5 at Phoenix Convention Center – one day retro flea market (11/7)
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If Rocks Could Talk: The Geology of the Sonoran Mountain Preserve at Mustang Library (11/8)
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Oodles of Noodles cooking class at Sweeet Basil Cooking School – 3 hour class goes over lots of different noodly dishes. (11/9)
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"From "Chief" to Code Talker: Four Profiles of the Navajo Code Talkers" – online discussion (11/10)
November Food and Drink Events
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Friday Jazz Nights at Wrigley Mansion (11/5, 12 and 19)
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Alice in Wonderland Tea Party at The Pink Door Tea House – Meet Alice and the Mad Hatter, watch Alice in Wonderland, garden tea, specialty Alice cookie and a goodie bag to go. Free but you have to register online. (11/6)
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Gila Bend Shrimp Festival – apparently Arizona has an organic shrimp farm. Kids’ activities, live music, beer and wine, lots of shrimp to eat and purchase for home. Proceeds go to fund services and the community of Gila Bend. (11/6)
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Thirst for Adventure Beer Dinner at Four Peaks Tasting Room – drink beer, eat a 5 course meal and support national parks (11/10)
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Veterans Day Celebration at Original Breakfast House – live music, family friendly entertainment, free meal all day long for active duty military personnel or veteran. (11/11)
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60th Anniversary Finale Dinner at Chart Ho
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
