Don't worry I can find the door myself
My wife, who's eight months pregnant, asked me if I worry that it's been too hot recently for our baby inside her. I reassured her...
“Nah, it’s probably womb temperature!"
The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild.
Except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
A friend sent me a text apologizing for the atrocious grammatical errors in his last message. I told him not to worry
Don't worry, I'm fine after the sex operation
My friend sent me this (don’t worry I didn’t block her)
Feeling overwhelmed? Don't worry!
I always worry that when a woman sees me naked for the first time...
She’s going to scream and run out of the park.
Don't worry if you didn't get to enjoy 4/20
You might be worried about overeating while you’re quarantined, but it’s better than risking the spread of disease. So don’t worry...
It will be worth the weight.
Doctor: your brain fell out during the accident but don't worry I put it back in
Me: thanks for reminding me
You vs the curl he tells you not to worry about
My Grandma was talking about the good old days and said “in my day we could leave the door unlocked and not worry about it!” and “we grew up with nothing but we were happy”...
I replied “Well Grandma, I hate to break it to you, but you grew up with nothing because you kept leaving the door unlocked!”
Don't worry about your smartphone or computer spying on you...
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years
"Attention passengers: I'd like to personally welcome you to my first day as a railway conductor. Not to worry though, you're in very capable hands...
I've been training for this."
My sister talking about Christmas: “I don’t worry about Christmas, I got it all under wraps”
Do not worry, my lips are sealed
This is an ill eagle image. (Don't worry, he's much better now.)
Don't worry the spider is smaller than you
Well yeah, and so is a grenade
Don't worry the situation is under control
If you regret your vote in 2016, don't worry about it
Man: Ugh, I’ve had really bad gas lately. Doctor: Don’t worry...
My dad said the other day, when I was feeling low, 'don't worry it could be worse, you could be in a hole full of water'
My buddy is getting his left arm amputated tomorrow. Don't worry, he'll be all right.
Life is about changing perspectives and priorities. Heck, I used to worry if one of my hairs was out of place, but now...
...I don't care if they both are!
Oh seems like I've got a flat tire, don't worry I've got a spare in the back
Opens up to reveal two bowling pins
All the dads who are just trying out a new beard and think they don't look good with it, do not worry
A man is diagnosed with a rare condition where if he stops talking about his life experiences, he dies. Not to worry though the doctor said ...
Looks like he's going to tell the tale to live.
If you buy real, block Parmesan you don't have to worry about tossing it in your bag
I got hit in the head today with a Diet Coke. Don’t worry. I’m not hurt....
Don't worry, I've got a congealed wepon permit.
Don’t worry about your lactose intolerance...
...it’s of second dairy importance to your other problems.
Dont worry if a tree tries to bully you...
They're all Bark and no bite
"Don't worry son, I made you some eggs to cheer you up!"
Son: how will this make me feel better?
Dad: They'll make you be sunny side up!
Son: but these are scrambled
Don't worry, I have everything under control.
Don't worry , this is just a troll post
I didn't worry much when my parachute didn't open.
I didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
If you get a haircut you don't like, don't worry about it.
Soon enough it'll grow on you.
Why doesn’t Taylor Swift have to worry about vampires?
Because she’s got BAD BLOOD....🎼
My doctor told me I had kidney stones, but that I shouldn't worry, because...
I was talking about the dangers of the web with my son. He says, “Don’t worry dad, I know all about the dark web!”
I then asked him, “Well how do you get there? I’ve tried turning off the lights and everything.”
Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side is cut off? Yeah don't worry he is all right now.
Lucky for us, we don’t have to worry about anti-vaxxers brainwashing their children.
No worries. Everything is under Control.
Don't worry about that pachyderm...
It's irrelephant, anyway.
There was a court case on public nudity but don't worry
I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: “Don’t worry, this is a piece of cake!”...
... I said: “No, it’s a math problem.”
My wife is a worry-wart, and now I think she is cheating on me too...
she is always talking about some guy named Justin Case
Wife asked me to hang some pictures, I said no worries I got a stud finder
But it always go off when I pick it up.
If you don't know what a prefix is, don't worry.
It's not the end of the word.
Sometimes I worry the camping trips I take my son on are two in tents
If you miss 420, dont worry.
Just wait till 422 cause its 420 too.
Don't worry about your weight when having desert
If a vampire worries a lot...
... does that mean they have a fangxiety disorder?
Why don't Swedish people need to worry about security in marine events?
Because they scan the navy in
You know son, I'd really be proud if you could take on my work as a farmer, but don't worry about what kind of farming...
There are so many fields to chose from
I started to worry that I drink too much soda and need an intervention
Come to find out, I'm just a Diet Coke-head
Don't worry about the cold.
Our family went on a long hike, and our youngest son kept slipping and falling. My wife comforted him, saying, "Don't worry, honey, after we get through this snowy part it's all cake after that." "Don't believe a word she says," I interjected...
"There's no cake, it's all just rocks and dirt."
Woman in hospital after being served daffodil bulbs instead of onions in her curry... don’t worry she will be out in the spring
They never worry about running out of flatbread in India.
That's nothing to worry about, it was probably an axeident.
I worry that if I lose my job I'll go homeless
But I'll probably just go home more.
If you miss(ed) 4/20, don't worry!
Jut wait two days, because that's four-twenty......two.
Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember…
Moses started out as a basket case…
Saw this on r/4chan... Its safe, don't worry.
Global warming doesn't worry me
It's global cooling that gives me shivers
When I see a kid with two dads, I don't worry about his or her upbringing.
I mean America had forefathers, and it turned out OK.
Starting to worry about my girlfriend. She's been depressed and has developed a lazy eye.
She never looks forward to anything
Dad: "dont worry I've already done the crossword in the paper"
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt.
Life is about changing perspectives and priorities, for instance, I used to worry if one of my hairs was out of place, but now...
...I don't care if they both are.
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