A joke my dad told at LAX today..

We were going through baggage scanning at LAX and the woman said "Does this bag have your toiletries?" My dad said, "Toilet trees? No those are all in my garden!" She smiled, but didn't laugh. Ugh.

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📅︎ May 08 2014
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