William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is
William Shakespeare was sitting at his desk, trying to decide which pencil to write Hamlet with.
William Shatner (alias Captain Kirk) has discontinued his ladies underwear line...
In hindsight "Shatner Panties" wasn't a good choice of name in the first place.
What was Robin Williams’ favorite type of car?
Did you hear about the employer that only hires guys with the name William?
Every time payday comes around he says "oh man, I gotta pay the Bills."
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno Mars all walked into the same bar.
I went up to Serena Williams.
I said, "Serena, what's your favourite planet?"
She said, "It's Venus."
I said, "Oh sorry, Venus, what's your favourite planet?"
My son William Jr and I run store but are getting robbed frequently
It seems no one wants to pay the Bills.
My friend William hates left turns
When does Serena Williams train for Wimbledon?
Against all odds, William created a beverage from marsupials
William Shatner has lead an amazing life...
Actor, author, musician... ACTUAL Space Traveler! But his one endeavor that never really got off the ground was his line of women's clothing:
The Shatner Pants never really developed a following.
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
What happened when Sheila had her husband—William—stolen by Olivia?
Prince Charles and Prince William go through constant training for their time on the throne.
But it’s really no surprise that Buckingham Palace has heir conditioning.
William is a common name for people who work in the Government.
If you ask me, I'm tired of paying all these Bills.
Why did William Shatner's lingerie company fail?
Because Shatner Panties just never caught on!
What do you call when you have three William Shatners?
I named my first child after William Shakespeare.
Last year, my friend William moved to China and spent 6 months teaching ESL. He ended up falling in love and getting married. And now?
Where there’s a Will, there’s a Wei.
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
Where does William Tell take his trash?
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump
Danson, Turner, Mosby, Knight, Williams, Bundy, Raimi, Cruz…
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
William Shatner caught the eye of Gene Roddenberry when he ruined his shirt while ironing.
It was a real Starchwreck.
William Shakespeare walks in to a bar...
The barman says, 'Sorry mate, you're bard'.
Breaking News: Archaeologists believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig said they're so badly chewed on the ends,
we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.
How do dogs do such uncanny William Shatner impressions?
What's the opposite of william?
Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.
Edit: Thanks for my first ever Gold! I have no idea what it does but it sure is shiny =]
My Dad just woke me this morning to ask if I heard about William Shatner
Dad: Did you hear that William Shatner is going to space?
Me: Yeah, Jeff Bezos is sending him up
Dad: He's 90-Years old. The G-Forces alone pose a huge health risk
Me: I guess it's getting easier and easier to put people into space
Dad: If they're not careful, they'll turn him into William Shattered
What do Jack the Ripper, Catherine the Great, William the Conqueror, and Ivan the Terrible have in common?
It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
I see William Shatner has just come back from a trip into space…
When asked about his trip William said “It was out of this world”.
William Shatner had to go into space on Blue Origin instead of SpaceX
He's obligated to follow the Amazon Prime Directive
Who is William DeFoe’s arch enemy?
What did Robin Williams drink at the Aladdin premiere back in '92?
Did you hear about the movie that follows a couple of chicken embryos, a Communist icon, and Sir William Wallace on a treasure hunt?
It's called Eggs, Marx, The Scot
What Olympic event did William Shakespeare excel at?
Dr William Archibald Spooner, the creator of spoonerisms was well known to be a smart fella.
William Shatner
Did you hear about William Shatner’s new line of lingerie?
It is called Shatner panties.
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams & Bruno Mars met in a bar...
But they didn't planet that way.
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