Dr William Archibald Spooner, the creator of spoonerisms was well known to be a smart fella.

The dirty bastard.

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📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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Worked for Williams Well Drilling for 22 years, but.....

I finally quit that hole-boring business.

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👤︎ u/SSEiGuy
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Sorry if old, one of my favorites. I'm new. Be nice.

It is a well-known fact that William Tell and some members of his family were members of a bowling league. Unfortunately all the records from back then have disappeared so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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At dinner with a friend who is a dad, when suddenly...

Waitress: "Can I get you anything else?" Friend: "Yeah we'll take our William." Waitress: "?" Friend: "Our bill."

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