William Anderson Puns

I have not been a fan of William recently but holy shit did he win me over with that Wes Anderson joke. It was fucking HILARIOUS, I was dying. I can’t believe the crowd didn’t think so, definitely an LA joke. Good job Willy, keep up the good work. What did y’all think of the joke

• 2018: Quinnen Williams, 18.5

• 2019: Anfernee Jennings, 12.5

• 2020: Christopher Allen, 13

• 2021 through 7 games: Will Anderson, 15

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David Williams / Steven Anderson <- information below format

Birth: October 9, 1962 / May 25, 1957

Disappearance Location: New Lisbon, New Jersey

Disappearance Date: April 7, 1975

Age at time of disappearance: 12 / 17

Hair: Black / Brown

Eyes: Brown / Hazel

Height: 5'0" / 5'7"

Weight: 113 pounds / 141 pounds

Sex: Male / Male

Race: African American / White

David Edward Williams & Steven Eugene Anderson were last seen on Monday, April 7, 1975 at the New Lisbon State School for Retarded Males off Highway 72 in New Lisbon, New Jersey. They both had developmental disabilities and were unable to care for themselves. David had epilepsy that needed to be treated with daily medication and Steven had trouble communicating. The school they attended was home to more than a thousand developmentally disabled residents.

Around 4PM, the boys were outside Vine Cottage, where they were roommates. David was wearing a blue jacket, striped pants, and a leather helmet used to protect his head during epileptic episodes. Steven was wearing a blue hooded jacket and blue pants. They wandered off into the nearly 1800 acres of woods surrounding the campus after playing at a nearby ball field with some staff members.

Staff extensively searched the campus grounds after realizing the boys were missing. Staff and with the help of hundreds of volunteers, helicopters and bloodhounds searched for about a week. No evidence was found of the boy's whereabouts and they were listed as missing persons with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children (NCMEC).

Jessica Weisman, a special agent with the FBI, stated, "It's very unusual for two teenage boys to go missing at the same time, even more so that both had developmental disabilities."

Interestingly, Steven and David are not the only New Lisbon State School residents who vanished; Kenneth Schweighart disappeared from there in 1982, though it has been proven that the disappearances are not related.

The New Lisbon State School is now coed and known as the New Lisbon Developmental Center. The investigation of David Edward Williams & Steven Eugene Anderson remains ongoing and authorities are following any leads they may receive. The boy's cases remains one of the oldest that the NCMEC has.

If you have any information on the disappearance of whereabouts of David Edward Williams o

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Duke Williams

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Josh Mauga

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Jeff Powell

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Will Blackmon

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Steve Furness

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Jamie Silva

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Deon Anderson

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>Pelicans coach Monty Williams hurrying in with a team security guard and finding Ryan slumped on the carpet, his back to the door, unable to rise. Williams dropping to his knees and hugging his player, the two men rocking back and forth.
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>For Williams, the night was a test of sorts. A fourth-year coach, Williams had played at Notre Dame and then for five NBA teams. He and Anderson were unusually close. Both men were Christians, and they bonded immediately despite the vast differences in their backgrounds. Williams grew up poor and once, at Notre Dame, considered suicide. That didn’t make it any easier to relate to Anderson now, however. Everyone’s pain is different.
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>As a crowd milled outside the apartment complex, Williams and the security guard hoisted up Ryan, who was limp and drenched with tears and sweat, too hysterical even to walk. They dragged Ryan to the elevator and then into a waiting car, the tops of his feet, still wedged into flip-flops, scraping the asphalt so hard that his toes still bear thick white calluses more than a year later.
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>As they drove in silence, Williams kept thinking that it was fine if he blew a game, but he couldn’t mess up now. Once home, he huddled with his wife, Ingrid, and Ryan in the family room, praying. Ingrid’s brother had committed suicide recently. She knew not to say it was going to be O.K., because it wasn’t. “This is going to be hard for a long time,” she told Ryan.
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>That night, as the family pastor came and went, Ryan cried so much that it felt as if he were dry heaving or bleeding internally. Each convulsion ripped his insides apart. Around 1 a.m., at Ingrid’s urging, Monty brought one of his sons’ mattresses down to the living room. There the two men lay through the night, Ryan curled on the sofa and his coach on the floor next to him. When Ryan wanted to talk, they talked. Otherwise there was only his muted sobbing. Finally, just after the sun came up, Ryan fell into a fitful sleep.

This is a truly heartbreaking read all the way through, but the full article can be found here.