How do you track Will Smith in the snow?
You follow his fresh prints.
In what month will you find the most drunk people?
I saw a Karen today with a bumper sticker that said ‘You will address me by my husband’s rank’.
Guess she just wanted her conversation to be private.
You have dogs. You love them. You feed them everyday. But what if one day you suddenly die? Who will feed them?
What will you get if you remove B from Bananas
Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you.
But smoking bacon will cure it.
Do you Know why Will Smith used an open hand instead of a fist ?
Because only paper beats rock.
I bet none of you will see this one coming
If you don't think there will be a sequel to John Carpenter's best movie
You've got another thing coming.
How soon will you be able to measure the heaviness of my festive reindeer sculpture?
Last Christmas I gave you my art, and the very next day, you gave it a weigh.
We will we will we will flock you
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.
He's never gonna give you Up 🎈.
You guys hear about the new Will Smith movie?
I heard it actually slaps!
What do you call an injury lawyer that only takes cases that he’s 100% sure he will win?
Do you guys think “why did the chicken cross the road?” jokes will still exist in the future?
Or will they go eggstinct?
In order to kill a French vampire, you will need to stab him with a baguette.
A painstaking task, if you ask me.
Which military personnel will you never find alone?
When you thought you’ve just about heard all the Will Smith and Chris Rock jokes already, I present you with this one
Will you be my better half?
if you eat a piece of string, when you poop it will come out tangled
Take it as you will. But, as for myself, I don't give much of a *hoot*. It's all for the birds to me
Warning: if you drop your Teddy Ruxpin toy like I just did, it will malfunction and keep saying the same few phrases over and over.
What kind of dad joke will bring you to tears?
What kind of chef will bring you to court?
we've all heard of murphy's law. anything that can go wrong will go wrong. but have you heard of cole's law?
it's thinly sliced cabbage.
A cabbage, an onion, and a carrot having a race. Who do you think will win?
I'm not sure myself, but right now cabbage is ahead.
Say what you will about the Dynamic Island, it’s top-notch design.
TO THE PERSON WHO STOLE MY COPY OF MS OFFICE, I WILL FIND YOU
What will you call a French-Pakistani prostitute?
People say smoking will give you diseases.
What they don't know is that it cures salmon.
Did you know ants are the only creature that will spontaneously combust?
I have seen this happen every time I studied them with my magnifying glass.
Y’all have heard of Murphy’s Law right? Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. But have you heard about Coles Law?
It’s a bunch of thinly sliced cabbage with a mayonnaise based dressing.
How do you find Will Smith in Antartica?
You follow the fresh prints.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the fresh prints
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the fresh prints
how do you find will smith in the snow?
Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you.
Smoking bacon will cure it.
Rick Astley will give you ALMOST any Disney/Pixar movie you want...
... but he's never gonna give you Up.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the fresh prince
How do you track Will Smith in the woods?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
By following the fresh prints.
Will be here all day.
how do you find will Smith in a snow storm ?
....you look for fresh prints!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office, I will find you.
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