Theres this bar on a cliff

And 5 guys in it A bartender A news journalists And 3 friends Everyone expect bartender is smashed and the news journalists gets up, and walks out, he walks off the cliff and just floats. There, he walks back inside. One of the 3 friends says, wow, how did you do that? The, news journalist says " wow, at this time of day, at this time of month, in this specific cliff, there's a gust of wind that will let you float there for about an hour " the other man goes "really" " yea" so the man walks outside and off the cliff and falls to his death. The bar tender says "super man your a dick when you're drunk 🍺😜

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πŸ‘€︎ u/master13123
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National park ranger dad jokes the whole family

We were sightseeing at Yellowstone and we asked a ranger for some recommendations on where to go.

"There's this really cool tall cliff called Poison Cliff nearby. You wanna know why it was given that name?"

...."because one drop will kill ya!"

The highlight of our time at Yellowstone.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2015
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