Wild Gods Puns

"This must really be the plaice."

My 4yo was being wild before his sleep time and driving mother crazy.

I walk into the room and the convo goes like this:

Me: "Are you going to calm down now"

Him: "mmmmm, maybe"

Me: "If I have to come back to this room because of this again, you are done!"

Him: "Don't call me done"

I was flabergasted. I had no reply to that.

And I swear to god he never saw Airplane or anything similar. That was pure original dad joke.

I'm still giggling :D

Grapes suck man, I mean potatoes they're appealing ;) and can even grow back even after being smashed ;) out drunk, but grapes they just get drunk and wine and wine and wine ;), oh and corn, god who needs corn, they just party but pop off ;) for no reason, they say after its waters temper ;) but... well I guess water is not good either, they get angry and just boil ;) over... oh and I heard some news about tomatoes they had an affair with cherries ;), I heard that tomatoes wife is gonna get revenge by dewing grass ;), but I can only say one thing the plant party was wild last night.