Wild Cat Puns

A list of puns related to "Wild Cat"

Why don’t wild cats play Poker?

Too many Cheetahs

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👤︎ u/Gnatrually
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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What is a fake wild cat that trips a bunch?

A False-lot.

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👤︎ u/SoupSter89
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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Regarding wild cats

Me: I'm not sure, is that an ocelot or a lynx?

Dad: it's only a linx when there's a bunch of them together.

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👤︎ u/DangerMacAwesome
📅︎ Aug 15 2014
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I went hunting with my dad

He killed a wild cat and hung it's ass in the wall. Me: why did you hang the ass and not the head? Dad: because son, it's a cat-ass-trophy.

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👤︎ u/Kawaii-Velocirraptor
📅︎ Jul 26 2017
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Heard an on-the-spot dadjoke from my former band director today.

Some guy: "It's raining cats and dogs!"

Another guy: "Yeah, it might even rain a bear!"

Band director: "Then it'd be bearly raining!"

It was nice to hear a dadjoke in the wild like that.

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👤︎ u/xorcon1
📅︎ Aug 14 2017
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