Why do infant sharks love to dance
Because that's just what baby sharks do do do-do do-do
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Why do clocks from the capital of Italy always make people fall in love?
Because they make romantics.
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Why do Italians love cooking?
Itβs their national pasta-time
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Why do priests love swiss cheese?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Why do comedians love cardiologists ?
Because they laugh heartily.
DEAD YET ?
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Why do criminals love using cows at their lookouts?
They are great at spotting moo-vement
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So this happened today... this is why I love Reddit.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Why did the Hitman love his job?
Because he made a Killing
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Because they are Santas Star Bucks!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Why do horses love unicorns so much?
Because theyβre always horny!
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︎ Jan 01 2021
This is why I love Reddit!
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Why did Hitler love hand sanitizer?
Because he was not a Germ man. He was Austrian.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Why does everyone love xenon headlights?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Why do locksmiths love covid?
Everyone keeps thanking key workers.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Why do ghosts love to eat health food so much?
Because it's super natural
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︎ Aug 29 2020
I donβt know why I love bad puns so much...
Itβs just how eye roll.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?
Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Why do sausage makers love migratory seabirds?
Because it takes a tern for the wurst.
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Why do hamburgers love young people?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Why do kinksters love wordplay?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Why does the Dalai Lama love to play the stock market?
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Why do blind people love fish?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Why do pirates love this website?
Because all the pages begin with βrβ
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Why do nurses love red crayons so much?
Because sometimes they have to draw blood.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
I always sucked at math but thatβs why I love biology.
Itβs the only field where multiplication and division mean the same thing.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Why do Germans love beer so much?
Because itβs Ale Mania!!
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︎ Sep 11 2020
I love Stranger Than Fiction, and here's one of the many reasons why.
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Why do people love knives ?
Theyβre cutting edge technology
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Why do Indians love New York?
Because there's a Delhi on every block.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Know why I love hard boiled eggs?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I was asked why I love to clean lemon juice from windows, to which I replied
βItβs easy peasy lemon squeegeeβ
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Why does the Pope love cats?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Why do kids these days love the song My Own Worst Enemy?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn
Because he had a great fall
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︎ May 29 2020
My dad just told me the worst dad joke ever but I love it at the same time the joke was "Why does Mr Tayto have a phone"
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Do you know why I love rocks?
Theyβre very sedimental to me.
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Why does sonic love ramadan?
Because he's gotta go fast
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︎ Apr 25 2020
This is why I love Reddit
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︎ Aug 10 2019
Do you want to know why I love this floor?
It's always been so supportive.
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︎ Oct 10 2019
Why do news editors love watching Happy Days?
Theyβre big fans of the fonts.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
A friend asked me, βWhy do all men love dad jokes?β
I said, βItβs punintended.β
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︎ Feb 12 2020
You know why the pirate fell in love with his ship?
Because he thought it was boatiful.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
I donβt know why i loves bad puns so much.
Itβs just how eye roll i guess
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Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
They are Santa's star bucks
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