If I could give you a hint about the reading of my will when I die i would.
But it would be a Dead Giveaway
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Did you know that lawyers are buried 12 feet deep when they die?
Apparently deep down they are good people.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What is it called when you die and are born again as a hillbilly?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
How will you call "The hot ones" members when they will die?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
When you die which organ is the last to go?
They eyes because they di-late
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︎ Jun 25 2020
When you die, what part of your body goes to heaven first?
Your feet, because God takes your soul
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︎ Jul 20 2020
When you die, which part of your body is the last to die?
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︎ Jan 11 2020
Dad, what happens when you die?
When you die, you donβt know youβre dead. Others feel that pain.
The same thing happens when youβre stupid.
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︎ Feb 28 2020
What you say when a heavy metal artist die?
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︎ May 21 2019
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︎ Feb 21 2019
Did you know you could have your ashes grown into a plant when you die
I'm going to have my ashes grown into an ash tree, with a grave stone that reads "he was dying to be grown this way" and in the back it will read "that pun was a grave mistake"
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︎ Oct 05 2018
What do you do with chemists when they die?
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︎ Sep 29 2018
Die guy puts die in you die so when your die dies you have more die
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︎ Nov 06 2017
Ghosts arenβt real: when you die youβre not incorporeal...
... but in corpse for real.
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︎ Feb 22 2019
What happens when you die after Thanksgiving?
You go to Gravy Jones' Locker
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︎ Sep 20 2017
When I die I want the theme to my funeral to be Hawaiian, if you're not dressed up as a Hawaiian you're not welcome.
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︎ Feb 21 2017
Wife: When I die, I want you to cremate me and put me in an urn and carry me around wherever you go...
Me: I ain't taking your ash anywhere!
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︎ Feb 05 2018
While watching TV last night, I said to my wife, "I've decided that when I die, I'm leaving everything to you."
She replied, "You already do that, dear."
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︎ Sep 20 2017
My brother asked what it's called when you die from eating too much salt
my dad replied with "a-salt-ed"
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︎ Aug 07 2014
When you die which body part dies the last?
Your pupils, they dilate.
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︎ Oct 27 2019
When you die, which part of the body is the last one to stop working?
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︎ Apr 20 2019
What is it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
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︎ May 15 2019
When you die, what part of your body stops working last?
Your pupils because they dilate.
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︎ May 27 2019
What you say when a heavy metal artist die?
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︎ May 20 2019
When you die, which is the last part of your body to stop working?
Your pupils. They dilate.
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