If I could give you a hint about the reading of my will when I die i would.

But it would be a Dead Giveaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WikidTechn9cian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Did you know that lawyers are buried 12 feet deep when they die?

Apparently deep down they are good people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BKFKHC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What is it called when you die and are born again as a hillbilly?

Reintarnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valkyrie1500
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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How will you call "The hot ones" members when they will die?

"The cold ones"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jump3r15
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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When you die which organ is the last to go?

They eyes because they di-late

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackknifejimmy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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When you die, what part of your body goes to heaven first?

Your feet, because God takes your soul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashur305
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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When you die, which part of your body is the last to die?

Pupils. They dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikoklis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Dad, what happens when you die?

When you die, you don’t know you’re dead. Others feel that pain. The same thing happens when you’re stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/326Med
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What you say when a heavy metal artist die?

Rust in peace

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πŸ‘€︎ u/General_Kylobi
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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When musicians die and keep releasing music, you could say they are de-composing. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moe_roNs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Did you know you could have your ashes grown into a plant when you die

I'm going to have my ashes grown into an ash tree, with a grave stone that reads "he was dying to be grown this way" and in the back it will read "that pun was a grave mistake"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benneb10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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What do you do with chemists when they die?

Barium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaPtian_CaTe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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Die guy puts die in you die so when your die dies you have more die
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasaNovascape
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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Ghosts aren’t real: when you die you’re not incorporeal...

... but in corpse for real.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theknightwho
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What happens when you die after Thanksgiving?

You go to Gravy Jones' Locker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacodude64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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When I die I want the theme to my funeral to be Hawaiian, if you're not dressed up as a Hawaiian you're not welcome.

I'm dead serious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlbaraHakami
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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Wife: When I die, I want you to cremate me and put me in an urn and carry me around wherever you go...

Me: I ain't taking your ash anywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slinky4026
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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While watching TV last night, I said to my wife, "I've decided that when I die, I'm leaving everything to you."

She replied, "You already do that, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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My brother asked what it's called when you die from eating too much salt

my dad replied with "a-salt-ed"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motherfckin-lady
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2014
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When you die which body part dies the last?

Your pupils, they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_-STRANGER-_-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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When you die, which part of the body is the last one to stop working?

The pupils. They dilate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyLlamaJamma
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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What is it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly?

Reintarnation

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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When you die, what part of your body stops working last?

Your pupils because they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/698969
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What you say when a heavy metal artist die?

Rust in peace

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πŸ‘€︎ u/General_Kylobi
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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When you die, which is the last part of your body to stop working?

Your pupils. They dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adon111
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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