Did you hear the one about the secret agent that was captured behind enemy lines with a sheepdog as part of his disguise?

When he was put to death, his captors ground him up and baked him in the oven covered in gravy and mashed potatoes.

When questioned as to why such a cruel and unusual punishment was administered, they stated that this was the only way to correctly execute a shepherd spy.

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Prince Oberyn

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I was so upset when Prince Oberyn died that I had to stop watching the show for a while. My friend used to bring it up occasionally because he is a cruel asshole.

Today he brought up the Prince's balloon bursting demise and asked if it was too soon. I was proud to respond that "I'm officially Oberyn it".

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